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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


We often put pets that are plain with good names in the pound so we can get pets with horrible names. Why not just save your neopoints?


Hurray For Grey Day.



Whatever. Not that you care. I know I don't. Anyways, I'm a grey girl Kougra. I'm not really sure what we're learning here, honestly. Every day, even Grey Day, is boring and drab for me. But nobody gives a rat's hat, so it doesn't matter. Anyways, let's just get this over with. Alright, now I'm going to teach you—wait—how to have f-fff-uunnn -shiver- on Grey Day? -Mumbles- I don't see how that's possible, but I'll give it a shot. Now here are eight not-so-great things to do on Grey Day...

A Happy Neobuddy



Now I look back and ask myself, how many times have I, selfishly, asked for McGee's help? And how many times was he not there when I needed him? The answer to the first question is "many," and to the second is "none." I feel ashamed of exploiting my poor red eyed friend; how cruel I am. But don't worry; if you do the same, it is never too late to correct this awful habit. Try to do things by yourself more. I know that now that you have your buddy, it becomes natural for you to ask him...

Why They Don't Wear Clothes!


There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets. Most Neopians guess that because their body shapes are so unique, they don't fit in with the customizing program for other Neopets of their species, such as a Baby Shoyru versus a Desert Shoyru. Yet there are probably other reasons why the Babies, Maraquans, and Mutants lack customizable clothes and hand-held accessories...

Other Stories
"Teaching Misery" by scarletspindle
The two made their way towards the tree, Sesha taking care to walk extra slowly with her head bent toward the ground, her arms crossed across her chest. Every now and then she'd let out a huge sigh that was so overblown it was comical. Renni walked beside her, staring at her in disbelief. She wasn't sure if the hyperactive Aisha really even understood the meaning of the word grey...

"His Side of the Story: Beginning" by silent_snow
This was, Frank thought, a strange world indeed. Creatures- bright creatures, colorful creatures- roamed through this healthy young world without a care. One or two of them noticed him, their sharp young eyes spotting him through the foliage he stood behind, but they exhibited no fear or suspicion at all. This was still an innocent world, then...

"Twilight: A Faerie's Fall" by rainbow_daydreamer
Though she was only a few weeks old, Lumina loved to watch the stars at twilight. Like most of her kind, the little Faerie had come into being at the centre of Faerieland, on a beautiful summer's night. And like her playmates, she was, of course, without an element, and without any magic to command. That was why, in the gentle warmth of the late...


Be Unrooly


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