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Week - 161

Three Uses For A Ghostkerchief
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Whoever thought of THIS is gonna pay...

Week - 163

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part One
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "Well, that's nice that he's having fun," said TigerWing, folding up the letter and placing it across from her. When she glanced at Cali, she noticed that Cali looked confused, "What?"

Week - 164

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Two
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: I was just about to remind the Neopet that the wild variety of my species ate the wild variety of her species for lunch when I recognized that the fire Wocky opposite her wasn't staring at me in disgust, but hope.

Week - 165

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Three
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "Our owner. She thinks we're staying at the Neolodge all day with Wiseguy. What happens when we don't return in the evening? I don't want her to be worried about us!"

Week - 166

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Four
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "TigerWing is gone…because you threatened her."

Week - 167

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Five
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: After I passed the Island Market, my attention was drawn to a little hut: The Island Mystic's Hut. There was a bridge connected to it since it was an island of its own. My curiosity got the better of me, so I cautiously made my way across the bridge...

Week - 168

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Six
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "Well, this is annoying," I muttered as I glared resentfully at the evil blue Neopet. "Did I just come all this way, do all this hard work, just to get caught?"

Week - 169

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Seven
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "We have to get out of here," Kojak said, "this place is going to cave in!"

Week - 162

Petpetsitter 101 #1
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Seperate at all costs.

Week - 163

Petpetsitter 101 #2
by tambourine_chimp
Description: BAD Wadjet!

Week - 163

The Pint-Sized Pirates III: Back to the Beginning
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Cheer up!" Hawkeye called up from below deck as his Captain hopped down the ladder after him. "Remember what day it is?"

Week - 167

Rational Lunacy: Bothering the Pant Devil
by tambourine_chimp
Description: BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER...

Week - 168

About a Pet Boulder
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Being Cheap"

Week - 169

About a Pet Boulder #2
by tambourine_chimp
Description: How did it get here?

Week - 170

About a Pet Boulder #3
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Slate"

Week - 169

Say "Argh!"
by tambourine_chimp
Description: You are due for a medical check-up at the Neopian Hospital. Please be prompt.

Week - 172

Neopia Now!
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Hello and welcome to Neopia Now! Here at NN we hope to provide you with all the latest news, gossip, and – most important of all – entertainment.

Week - 170

Codename: Secret Conversation
by tambourine_chimp
Description: The Neoboards; a place for people to meet and have a chat, ask questions, roleplay, advertise their items or just generally have fun. But, like all good things there’s something bad in the middle of it all. Shall I spell it out for you…?

Week - 170

A Pint-Sized Christmas
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "I've heard tell o' this 'ere Christmas, but I don't know what it be all about, so I don't…we pirates don't know about anything called Christmas, never 'ave, probably never will do neither..."

Week - 171

Neoschool Survival: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Let’s face it, no matter how much they teach you, you’re bound to want to miss one or two lessons every now and then. I know I do and I don’t think you or your pets will be any different.

Week - 172

Totodum and Turtumdee: Wake Up Calls
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Some Petpets just don't learn...

Week - 174

The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part One
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Sorry," the boy muttered urgently, "but there is someone in there I really must see this instant!"

Week - 175

The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Two
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Why, oh why must I always get lumbered with the seemingly impossible cases? I mean, a thief that leaves no tell-tale footprints? Terrific.

Week - 176

The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Three
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Entering the house again, I shook off the snow from my glowing fur with a shiver, glanced pointlessly around for a glance of the invisible pet...

Week - 177

The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Four
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Maybe the self-made punk Usul had more to her then I first guessed. I'd have to investigate further just to be sure, though…

Week - 178

The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Five
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "I've had an awful day, a rubbish case, got fired because my client - sorry, ex-client - thought I was rubbish at my job, and I just had to walk all the way home in the freezing snow, and all you can say is oh? Are you even human?"

Week - 179

The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Six
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Well, I wasn't one to keep everyone waiting was I? No, I wasn't…but I was one to draw out an explanation dramatically, just to watch the guilty one squirm out of the corner of my eye.

Week - 178

Sanity.EXE
by huggsy_666
Description: 23!!

Also by Tambourine_Chimp


Week - 178

Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them?

Week - 179

Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part One
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Nasty-wasty jello-brains and cog-head won't take me to the convenshun, said I didn't belong!" the little furry troublemaker bawled, casting a sideward mischievous glance at his brother and sister.

Week - 180

Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part Two
by tambourine_chimp
Description: The first-ever Robo-Jello-Snow Convention seemed to be going down a treat, and was highly successful both for business and the general community that a second Convention was a sure bet. There were even rumors that it would be an annual event!

Week - 181

Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part Three
by tambourine_chimp
Description: With a sigh or reluctance, Mervin finally understood. He had no choice, he had to let someone know he was here.

Week - 177

TC Explains Valentine's Day
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "I would like to know, in as much details as possible, about Valentine's Day," the robot said plainly, pronouncing each word so perfectly he'd have been an instant hit with any Drama group if it wasn't for the total lack of emotion. "What is all the fuss about, exactly?"

Week - 181

Neoschool Survival #3: Classroom Games
by tambourine_chimp
Description: You all asked for a third lesson, so you all got a third lesson! I just hope you know what you’ve all let yourselves in for, that’s all.

Week - 186

New Neopia, New Pets?
by tambourine_chimp
Description: With the quickly increasing rate of new Neopets species appearing, who knows what could be next? The next Neopet isn't too far away, that's for sure, but what will it be, what can we expect?

Also by precious_katuch14


Week - 184

Sanity.EXE
by korigatto
Description: Having trouble with N00bs?

Also by Tambourine_chimp


Week - 189

Zeke, Rupe and The Neopian 3000
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Standing back and wiping his brow, the shadow Ruki gave his new creation a scrutinised once-over...

Week - 195

NeoQuest II Survival For Newbies
by precious_katuch14
Description: Yes, it was a good day to be an adventurer, and that 's just what I intended to do. But what happened, I hear you ask? Well, Kat - also known as precious_katuch14 - happened, as I shall show you...

Also by tambourine_chimp


Week - 196

How I Saved Neopia From the Gleep: Part One
by tambourine_chimp
Description: In the second floor bedroom of an average Neohome, an average Neopet slept soundly in her average bed, blissfully unaware that she was soon to be visited by two above average visitors...

Week - 197

How I Saved Neopia From the Gleep: Part Two
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "I believe it is traditional for you to…take us to your leader? Yes, that will do fine for starters…so, Neopian! Take us…to your leader!"

Week - 193

Fruit and Nut #1
by tambourine_chimp
Description: I'm not that inexperienced...

Week - 194

TC’s Tutorials: Create that Character!
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Plain and simply; no character – no story, you just can’t write even the simplest of tales without one, let alone the amazing epic you have in mind!

Week - 199

Mr. Tanner Teaches the First Meridell War
by tambourine_chimp
Description: When the class had all got their books open at the right places, Mr. Tanner took to stalking up and down the aisles of school desks, glaring with squinted eyes at his numerous nervous pupils...

Week - 200

TC's Tutorials: Plots Vs. Storylines
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Anyone can write a story with a storyline, it's as easy as that. However, it takes a talented or a patient, hard-working and well-practised writer to come up with an original plot.

Week - 209

Furry McButtons - Brave Archaeologist
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Mom, Furry's in the trash again!" a rather indignant and disgusted Uni whinnied up the stairs of her Neohome...

Week - 216

Petpetz
by cherv1
Description: Let's race!

Also by tambourine_chimp


Week - 222

Petpetz
by cherv1
Description: You petpets think you have everything.

Also by tambourine_chimp


Week - 266

The Origins Of: Balthazar
by tambourine_chimp
Description: I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished...

Week - 269

In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

Week - 286

Of Holes and Headaches
by ghostkomorichu
Description: You ready?

Script by tambourine_chimp


Week - 297

The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Face it, no one's excited about seeing the exact same thing time and time again..."

Week - 330

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part One
by tambourine_chimp
Description: The Defenders of Neopia work as hard as they can, but there are things even they can't solve – things they don't even know about...

Week - 331

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Two
by tambourine_chimp
Description: Each door led off to a different division, its name engraved on a burnished plaque above it. They passed Major Crimes and Natural Disasters first, followed by Anti-Megalomania, Encryptions, Plots...

Week - 332

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Three
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Okay," Junior Agent Tanner said finally, arms crossed, "when do I start?"

Week - 333

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Four
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Huh," Steele repeated, although his 'huh' was a mix of admiration, disbelief and – oddly enough – disappointment. "I think I'm beginning to see why Fuller chose you to join me..."

Week - 334

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Five
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "If Behemoth didn't go up there," he pointed a clawed finger back up the embankment, "and he didn't stick around here for cocoa and ghost stories, then that can only leave..."

Week - 335

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Six
by tambourine_chimp
Description: It was just information, he reminded himself. Being hardly a life-or-death scenario, was it really worth getting so worked up about? He'd be able to make do without the info, right?

Week - 336

Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Seven
by tambourine_chimp
Description: "Well," Steele began carefully, "a week ago, a worker at the potions factory was the unfortunate victim of..."

 
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