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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Superstition. Many Neopians have it; many more disregard it with a laugh and a wave while secretly touching the four leaf clover in their pocket. But the truth is that all Neopians have their own little superstition...

Biscuit Brigade

In the Northwest corner sits your brother Skarl with his toy box full of little mechanical troops, which will be attacking your castle full of cookies, which is in the southeast corner. Between these two areas you will place towers, blocks, and decoys to keep Skarl's troops from stealing your cookies. I mean, who would want to have their precious chocolate chip cookies taken to be devoured by their greedy brother?

Double Painting

The possibilities are endless. The important thing is choosing colors that compliment each other. Each Neopian has their own idea of what colors look good on their pets. Remember, whatever brush you use last will give the base color. For example, if you want your pet to be Darigan purple with Halloween clothing, use the Darigan brush second. This is meant to be a guide to get you started in selecting unusual looks...

A Guide to Snow Wars

Maybe you've checked out your friends' user profiles and you've seen that an awful lot of them have a gold Snow Wars trophy. You give the game a try and after a while come to the conclusion that: "The game is all LUCK—it would take FOREVER to get a gold trophy." Now that's where you would be wrong... on both counts!

Other Stories
"A Water Faerie's Secret" by heartswishingstars
You see, I do have a name. It was not taken from me... exactly. Not being able to be known by my name is part of my penance. I do believe I have about ninety years left to labor as a nameless servant to all the weak and sick of Neopia. After the first few years I gave up on counting...

"Daydreams" by rainbow_mist_wave
My best friend, Doctor Frank Sloth. Species unknown, age unknown, motive not exactly known, gender un—oh, wait. If I make that faux pas again, he'll have my ear for payment. I'm not kidding; he does that sometimes. Well, he says he does. I know he likes sarcasm, though, so maybe it was all a lie...

"The Trickster" by taz_brandy
Every morning, I'd walk my spotted Xweetok self to the Ice Scratch Card Kiosk. With my head held high, I bought a card. Now, I remember that card. It was a Faerie's Fortune. That was the card that I won the Jack Pot with. Of course, I cheated. I guess we're pretty good friends now so, I'll tell ya how I did it...

Let Them Eat Sand

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Define Fantastic

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Double Painting Your Pets
Double painting is the act of painting your pets to acquire clothing then painting them a different color.

by jillian3_3


Hingoyle the Pea Chia
Some Neopians are thankful that peas can't wear clothes yet.

by goody2shoes153


Faerie Sword: #2
This place is a lot scarier than I remember... What's a faerie doing in these woods?... I want to help...

by morgie04086

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