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Week - 164

100 Stinkin, Cheesy, Rejected Neopian Times Titles
by blubblub317
Description: Titles can make a big difference when writing an article or a series or a comic or a short story!

Week - 164

Worse Than You
by sirussblack
Description: Grrrr... to those random events.

Week - 169

Worse Than You #2
by sirussblack
Description: "Confusion"

Week - 169

A Kadoatery Tale
by sirussblack
Description: I don't like it here. It smells. It smells really bad. And, everyone is crying. Crying and crying and crying and they just won't stop...

Week - 172

Out on the Battlefield
by sirussblack
Description:  I actually never agreed to be on the thieves' side. I didn't want to help them. I wanted to help the Bori and Hannah. But, a family tradition was a family tradition and no one could change that...

Week - 174

Common Sense
by sirussblack
Description: Ooooh! A new shop!

Art by ickessler


Week - 176

The White Weewoo - Help or Harm?
by sirussblack
Description: You’ve heard it before. The endless chatter, the non-stopping praise of one thing and one thing only - the White Weewoo. Apparently, people think it stands for a sign of hope. Those people in question are wrong.

Week - 179

Zor: The First Case - Part One
by sirussblack
Description: "I heard no notice, mail, letter, or statement stating that I was allowed to come back. I know your manipulative games that you play. You always do the right thing, right? You have never done the right thing..."

Week - 180

Zor: The First Case - Part Two
by sirussblack
Description: She grabbed Goldferbs file and walked out of her office, down the stairs, and out the front door with a determined look on her face. She would squeeze out every bit of information she possibly could from the doctor.

Week - 181

Zor: The First Case - Part Three
by sirussblack
Description: After a lot of roaming around the deserted streets in the outskirts on Neopia Central she found the house. The windows were broken in and the front lawn seemed as if it was mauled through by a rabid Gelert.

Week - 187

Zor: Kidnapping - Part One
by sirussblack
Description: Zor quickly stood up straight and reached into her coat pocket, pulling out a shiny badge. "Neopian Detective Agency. I'm investigating a recent kidnapping that took place in this house."

Week - 188

Zor: Kidnapping - Part Two
by sirussblack
Description: How did he get out? It...it was... Then Zor remembered something. She didn't lock the door. A careless mistake set the case she was working on back at square one. And it was all her fault.

Week - 189

Zor: Kidnapping - Part Three
by sirussblack
Description: Zor nodded and thought about the numbers. File numbers, no doubt. But how would she get the file? She couldn't get it without the proper clearance of Bipid and Bipid couldn't know about it.

Week - 188

A Wizards Beginning: Part One
by sirussblack
Description: "Ow!" came the loud exclamation has he jumped and grabbed his foot, rubbing it while trying to get the pain to disappear. He looked down to see what he had stubbed Hidden away between large tufts of grass a tattered old book lay...

Week - 189

A Wizards Beginning: Part Two
by sirussblack
Description: Wizard? Him? No, that can't be possible. The same him who gets beat up by bullies almost daily and is picked on in school for reading. No, that couldn't be right.

Week - 190

A Wizards Beginning: Part Three
by sirussblack
Description: "Come in, come in," Ramek said, moving away from the window so the bedraggled Counselor could enter. Ramek had read about the Counselor. He was there to help Ramek while he learned both the Spells and the Language.

Week - 191

A Wizards Beginning: Part Four
by sirussblack
Description: The smell of food in front of him woke Ramek up slightly and he got to work with his hands, plowing the scrambled eggs into his mouth and savoring the juicy and tender bacon. "How did you make this?"

Week - 193

A Wizards Beginning - Part Five
by sirussblack
Description: Worry burrowed deep inside the Draik and he started to fear what was up ahead. Something was wrong. He could sense it...

Week - 194

A Wizards Beginning: Part Six
by sirussblack
Description: The Draik had been standing there for a good few minutes, looking and observing the ransacked streets and buildings, going closer to check out a few unusual looking things. He hoped that something on the street would lead him up...

Week - 195

A Wizards Beginning: Part Seven
by sirussblack
Description: He saw a Minion run past them, the blaster steady in his hand. It seemed to pay no attention to the two as he darted past. "Chief!" it yelled to the other Minion who had followed the smashing of the glass.

Week - 196

A Wizards Beginning: Part Eight
by sirussblack
Description: He didn't feel like he was going to plummet into the ground. He was just steadily falling, trying to search for a glimpse of light...

Week - 197

A Wizards Beginning: Part Nine
by sirussblack
Description: His eyes returned to a dark black, all signs of evil disappearing. But Ramek saw a flicker of red in the eye. The evil wasn't gone. It couldn't be fully defeated...

Week - 198

A Wizards Beginning: Part Ten
by sirussblack
Description: "No can do," came the reply from Tyvek. "I have a lot to teach you, specifically about the Laws of Wizardry."

Week - 199

A Wizards Beginning: Part Eleven
by sirussblack
Description: He saw only a forest full of trees. No houses, no mansions, no sign of life. "Where?" the Yellow Draik asked, still trying to spot the house.

Week - 200

A Wizards Beginning: Part Twelve
by sirussblack
Description: "Now, let's get started. We don't have much time," the green Ruki said and hurried to the middle of the living room...

Week - 184

Common Sense #2
by sirussblack
Description: You can do it!

Art by ickessler


Week - 191

Unfortunately, 100 More Stupid, Cheesy, Useless, Rejected Neopian Times Titles
by sirussblack
Description: These titles should never be used with the fear of getting rejected by the almighty Snowflake. Please don’t try this at home, kids!

Also by blubblub317


Week - 189

Worse Than You #3
by sirussblack
Description: "Too Many Brown Lennies"

Art by christinetran


Week - 195

The Seris Story: Visitor in the Night
by sirussblack
Description: It had been over a year since he had been at the Haunted Woods for a vacation. The Pant Devil had appeared, taking his only friend, and planting memories that Seris had no will to recollect...

Week - 197

Worse Than You #4
by sirussblack
Description: Which side are you on?

Art by jerk_head


Week - 315

Evil Death: Part One
by sirussblack
Description: Eliv peered over the desk. Something about this Bruce seemed very familiar. "What puzzle would you like me to solve today?" he asked...

Week - 316

Evil Death: Part Two
by sirussblack
Description: There was a certain disbelief in Eliv's mind as he sat there in this café with his father. Why would he contact him after so long? Was he looking for money?

 
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