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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"A song is not something you can just learn," I told her many times. "It is a part of you. It is hidden deep in your heart."


Good Clean Fun



Want to learn the fundamentals behind cleaning your beloved, grimy Petpets? Want to know how to refashion that traditional boring mop session into a fun-filled adventure that will keep you occupied for months on end? Well, I can't guarantee that much, but I can offer you some helpful advice and advanced tips for the brand new exciting game called Mop 'n' Bop! Soon you will discover just how fascinating and undervalued the art of mopping really is...

Customisation Stars



There's a hot new contest in Neopia. The Customisation Spotlight, where all Neopians have a chance to vote for your pet, depending on how it has been customised. There seems to be, however, a bit of a divide as to what makes a good customised pet. Many of the entrants to the very first contest were simply poor, plain coloured pets dressed in nothing but potato sacks, and in some cases wearing nothing at all save for a starry background. So...

Food For Fall


Think of raking up fallen leaves, making a big pile and having fun jumping and playing with the leaves. Think of all the fruits and berries that ripen at only this time of year. Think of the flowers that are at its most beautiful at this time of the year. Whatever makes you enjoy your autumn, I'm sure that what makes lots of Neopians jump for joy when summer ends – is the wide variety of foods perfect to celebrate the fall season!

Other Stories
"Usul Tales: The Rubber Ducky Of Doom" by iris220_ll
Sally picked up Gabby's rubber ducky and dropped it into the bath tub. Awed, Gabby squeezed the ducky and an annoying squeaking noise filled the room. Sally let out one more "Uggh!" and then, angry, she stomped out...

"One Really 'Relaxing' Vacation" by angiebeaudion
This was going to be my first real trip, and I could hardly wait! A.B., my owner, was taking all four of her Neopets to a foreign, exciting place for a vacation, but she wouldn't tell anyone where we were going...

"With Joy" by werewolfloverrox
Her owner had become obsessed with Ogrins. Instead of dumping Kitty in the adoption centre she had taken her to the lab ray. And Kitty had been turned into a mutant Lupe. Her owner hated mutants so she was being packed off...


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The Silent City: Part Four
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The Path of the Dagger
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The Partnership: Part Seven
We had been watching her around the Cove for at least a half hour and I was getting anxious. Then suddenly, a twig snapped behind me...

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