A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll! Circulation: 145,941,808 Issue: 306 | 24th day of Hiding, Y9
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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Shanna paused in the middle of a bite, seeing something wiggle in the center. She carefully placed the pastry on her lap; she should have known better than to trust Sophie's cooking...


Snow Beast Sighted



Not much is known about this beast. Many have claimed to have seen it in Happy Valley, but there is no proof. Except for some screenies. o.o Still, the evidence isn't solid. I, being an aspiring young reporter, have decided to track this beastie down. He can't be that scary, can he? After two days of...

Dealing With Rain



If you belong to the crazy, I mean first, group that appreciates rainy days, this article is not for you. What are you doing here? GO OUT IN THE RAIN! However, if you are in the second group that hesitates at the sight of a single raindrop, this article is for you! Say goodbye to wasted days spent hiding from...

Tea Party Etiquette


Say you're at your Neofriend's pet's tea party. You take a sip of your tea, then almost spit it out in embarrassment when your pet burps, shrugs, then continues consuming troubling amounts of cake in its mouth. Your pet ignores the stares of disgust from the other pets. Embarrassing...

Other Stories
"The Renegade Snowickle" by anjie
"Please come down, Soli. My sister doesn't know you've escaped her room. She doesn't need to know." The recipient of this request was currently perched atop the heavy gilded frame on the wall. A tiny Faerie Snowickle, cobalt eyes aglow...

"Don't Judge a Book (or a Cybunny) By Its Cover" by starry_dragon94
"I'm sorry," Hanna said. "It's just that..." She looked sadly down at her skull-embellished ruff of black fur. "Well, I don't like being a mutant. I was painted that by my old owner. He didn't..."

"The Piece of Cardboard Named Hiccups" by getsuei_ryuu
Yen just blushed. She had absolutely no stories to tell them about Hiccups. It still did not do anything but hiccup and sit in her pile of pink bows. Hiccups had to be the stupidest petpet on the planet...


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A Trip to Coltzan's Shrine...
Vardonia & Bob went back home...

by jamloljam

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What a Pane
...yes, they can be dangerous.

by neofeather

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The Piece of Cardboard Named Hiccups
I knew I had to content her somehow. That was when I remembered those weird little origami petpets that came with the newbie pack...

by getsuei_ryuu

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Neohome Designers or Meepits, Which is Worse?
WARNING: Ceiling Fans should not be used for coffee tables! Nothing like your favorite cup of mocha being flung across the room when someone accidentally flips the "on" switch!

by hamsterzfinch

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Three Hundred Seconds
As her stylist hurried to apply the rest of Claire's makeup, the Lutari heard the director call out, "Less than five minutes to show time!"

by reggieman721



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