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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Shanna paused in the middle of a bite, seeing something wiggle in the center. She carefully placed the pastry on her lap; she should have known better than to trust Sophie's cooking...

Snow Beast Sighted

Not much is known about this beast. Many have claimed to have seen it in Happy Valley, but there is no proof. Except for some screenies. o.o Still, the evidence isn't solid. I, being an aspiring young reporter, have decided to track this beastie down. He can't be that scary, can he? After two days of...

Dealing With Rain

If you belong to the crazy, I mean first, group that appreciates rainy days, this article is not for you. What are you doing here? GO OUT IN THE RAIN! However, if you are in the second group that hesitates at the sight of a single raindrop, this article is for you! Say goodbye to wasted days spent hiding from...

Tea Party Etiquette

Say you're at your Neofriend's pet's tea party. You take a sip of your tea, then almost spit it out in embarrassment when your pet burps, shrugs, then continues consuming troubling amounts of cake in its mouth. Your pet ignores the stares of disgust from the other pets. Embarrassing...

Other Stories
"The Renegade Snowickle" by anjie
"Please come down, Soli. My sister doesn't know you've escaped her room. She doesn't need to know." The recipient of this request was currently perched atop the heavy gilded frame on the wall. A tiny Faerie Snowickle, cobalt eyes aglow...

"Don't Judge a Book (or a Cybunny) By Its Cover" by starry_dragon94
"I'm sorry," Hanna said. "It's just that..." She looked sadly down at her skull-embellished ruff of black fur. "Well, I don't like being a mutant. I was painted that by my old owner. He didn't..."

"The Piece of Cardboard Named Hiccups" by getsuei_ryuu
Yen just blushed. She had absolutely no stories to tell them about Hiccups. It still did not do anything but hiccup and sit in her pile of pink bows. Hiccups had to be the stupidest petpet on the planet...

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Great stories!


Caylis - Moodiness a Myth?
Suddenly Caylis shrank back. More and more Neopets were returning to Old Maraqua to look at the ruins...

by cinnamon_gal


Nonsense: What You Shouldn't Paint Boy Poogles
Poor guys...

by kai_pawz


Take the Field
"Haha, no way! You're no good at Yooyuball; go home and draw or something. Make the teacher proud, teacher's pet!"

by samschelfhout2


Meeping Madness
Revenge *is* sweet...

by yellowsugardog


What a Pane
...yes, they can be dangerous.

by neofeather

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