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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Potato Counter is by far one of the hardest games in Neopia, aside from Fashion Fever.

Brief History of Neopia

In the Beginning there was... Sloth? No, your eyes do not deceive you! The first recorded life form on Neopia was our very own dictator, Dr. Frank Sloth. Some 2000 years ago, Dr. Sloth stumbled upon a very different Neopia to the modern day world. He landed his spaceship on the desolate and lifeless planet, and finding the husk of a world to his liking, he immediately set up a laboratory on...

P.B.P.C.: Silent Epidemic

Now you may be asking yourself, "Why have I never heard of Paint Brush Personality Complex?", also known as P.B.P.C. to the physicians at the Neopian Hospital. And the answer is quite simple. It is unpredictable, and most pets are in denial that they even suffer from it. The basic summary of this disease is that it brings out the more annoying and generally frustrating qualities of the...

Join the Gold Rush

In the game, Shenkuu River Rush, you must take control of either Cassile or Bowe and make your way down the huge river system of Shenkuu. Now of course it's not as simple as that; you must also impress the "many" spectators, (I guess that's what those Gnorbus are for), and do tricks on your way down to the end of the river...

Other Stories
"Unwinding, Sloth Style" by shaved_ham
The door closed behind him, and the two Grundos relaxed a bit. "What do you think he does in there?" the orange Grundo on the right asked, gesturing to the doors...

"Prank at the Pick-n-Go" by playmobil_is_my_life
"Ah-ah-ah, don't think so," said Izzy, wagging his finger. "If you were to pick up more items, then you would no longer be the 1,459th customer..."

"A Neopian Fable: Where The Fruit Chias Came From" by daisybell17
It was said that he had received a special sort of blessing from an earth faerie when he was very young, and that she had...

Waste Not, Want Not

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Great stories!


Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part Two
To my left, a green Lupe Defender was grilling Mr. Chuckles who was yelling for his mouthpiece. "Can somebody get Lawyerbot in here for this clown?" the exasperated Lupe barked...

Also by melbman

by anela19


Kiko Kraziness
Who ever invented Sponge Kikos?!

Art by pyrosquirrelx

by rest_in_boredom


The Art of Potato Counting
Anyways, since Potato Counter is just so hard, I, being the great reporter that I am, decided to help you with all your potato-counting woes.

by susankidwell


Neopian Haiku
Oh... I get it...

by otulissa_noctowl


Waiting for Anna: Part Twelve
"I told you, I'm not nervous." Annabelle fidgets in her seat. "I'm... fine." She takes a deep breath. It doesn't help...

by extreme_fj0rd

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