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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Dangerous? I never said they were dangerous, sweetie. I merely said that they want to take over the world."


Foolproof Yooyuball



Are you tired of slinging slushies or making noise just because you fail at - er, just because you don't know how to play Yooyuball? Search no more! In this 100-percent-reliable article, made up of nothing but, in fact, factual facts, which contains absolutely foolproof tips to Yooyuball that were proven by real, actual fools, you, my friend, will learn...

Back to Sportsmanship



When the Altador Cup first started, it was a strikingly beautiful thing to see - each team wishing their opponents good luck the day of the match, congratulating the other teams on their wins, banding together with their teammates, and good will towards all. But lately on the neoboards, I'm struck by something else: an all-consuming desire to...

Writing a Great Story


Step One: Start with a picture. This is the fun part. What do you want to write about? Is it something dark and evil? Something beautiful and perilous? Well, no matter what, nothing's better as a launching pad than a picture. Browse around through old desktop backgrounds, avatars, Neopian Times article thumbnails, or - my personal favorite - the Collectable Card spoiler list...

Other Stories
"The Old Switcheroo" by jayandcourtneyk
"Well, I'm not about to fork over millions of Neopoints for something you're going to regret later. Figure something out!" And with that, Cocoa marched out of the room, hoping Lealonde would leave her alone. She did. In fact, Lealonde trotted right out the door. Her plan was to be...

"In The Pit" by dan4884
A flashing red light lit up the Pit suddenly, and a voice crackled, "Clockwork! You're up!" A whirring began, and two green eyes emerged from the dark. The Clockwork Yooyu propelled itself into the elevator, its eyes staring blankly the whole time. Norm could hear a slight ticking emanating...

"A Letter from Zoing the Mutant Yooyu" by torkie10
It's me, the official mutant yooyu that plays for the Altador Cup, Zoing. I realize that many people have become disappointed in me over the past week or so because I have changed how I act. The truth is, I was tired of doing things in such a predictable way...


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Great stories!


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Boochi: Friend or Fiend?
It would be a very different story if your Gelert was Maraquan or some other expensive color. You could be minding your own business, doing some weekend shopping, and *BAM*...

by confiserie

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Not Again
Why do pets talk?

by elephant_lover84

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Ghost Hunt
Blinding light filled the air as the Acara shut the door, and moments later a thundering boom split the silence...

by rainbowpoo

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The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part One
If she really wanted to swim in the pool, the hotel staff could easily arrange for her to have a private bathing session. She had been here for two weeks. And that meant, thought Helene miserably, that there were still two more to go...

by merimiram

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The Great Room Swap
"This isn't my room, the door was over there, and the windows were there- oh, hello, what are you doing here?"

by indiadfuzzbutt



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