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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Hello? Was that how they started their meetings? I expected something far more official. 'Welcome to the last Meepit-Domination Plan meeting, is everyone present?' seemed fitting.


Walking Carpet Care



Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...

Finding Perfect Petpets



You would not believe how crucial it is to find the perfect petpet for your dear pet. This guide will show you how to find a great pet-petpet combination. No longer will your pet have to endure a lifetime with a petpet that is displeasing. You couldn't even begin to imagine how much a fellow Neopian can tell about your pet and you by which petpet you choose. So I am here to help you make sure everyone thinks highly of your choice! Just take a few minutes out of your busy schedule...

Petpetpets: Pets or Pests?


Unfortunately for petpets that are bothered by their petpet, you cannot unattach a petpetpet. The only way to take a petpetpet off is to unequip the petpet from your pet. When this happens, the petpetpets have been known to throw a fit of rage and run away forever. Nevertheless, I can give you my advice concerning petpetpets and what petpets to attach them to so that you don't catch yourself in a situation where you will want to make the petpetpet disappear forever!

Other Stories
"The Honorary Feepit and the Quest" by ashflash
"A long time ago the Space Faerie created an indestructible staff which could control time and space. Eventually, she feared that it might fall into the wrong hands. Since the staff could not be destroyed, the Space Faerie discarded it into the dimension..."

"Poetry for Avaio" by courtney1412
"See? If I can make up any poem from the top of my head, I bet you can, too!" I insisted. "And another thing." I stormed over to him, and rested my paws on his shoulders. Gazing seriously into his eyes, I declared: "Look at me. Listen closely. You can rhymes with toucan..."

"Five Minutes" by biogirl1991
"Hi, Spitsy!" Senya giggled, giving her petpet a fond pat. Spitsy the Spyder cooed with delight and squirmed. The little petpet had gotten its name on account of how much he drooled. The constant leakage made him very high maintenance, but Senya couldn't bear...


Who Will Win?


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Taking Care of Your Walking Carpet
Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up.

by jetaketa

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Discovering Shenkuu
She walked slowly along the rickety bridges that connected the little town of Shenkuu. Even though she had only moved a week ago, Adrienne was dreadfully sick of her new home...

by excita

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Bumble Beams... Unbaffled!
You only have to press a total of 2 different buttons on your keyboard. By pressing the 'left arrow' key when one of the petpets is on a beam, the beam will drop to the left, and vice versa. Simple, right? Well, of course it gets a little tricky...

by chaos_lives

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Meepit Magazine
What do YOU know about Meepits? Find out with this nifty little article!

by dreamergirl8

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It's Mutant Asparagus!
Well... expect the unexpected.

by checkers_33



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