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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Who knows what it is? The long name? The size difference? Your guess is as good as mine. No matter what the cause, petpets are always itching for a fight; maybe a little bugged?


Ready to Adopt?



Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...

Secret Sweet-Fest



Alright then. Okay, so you really like sweets, right? And you want to get a lot of them. So you get a ton of sweet-tasting things - chocolate, sugar, whipped cream, cakes, snowberries..." (mouth waters) "And you eat them. But not just alone - you mix them! But only with others that they taste good with. You don't want to make them taste bad...

Denizens of the Deep


There are five living, breathing types of squid that can be found in Neopia. First you have the basic black Squid. Not very exciting, a little slimy, but otherwise, it is nothing out of the ordinary. This is the most common Squid; it has black skin and a yellow eye. Next is a rather interesting specimen, with an oxymoronic name--no, it is not moronic, it is oxymoronic. If you cannot restrain yourself from immature displays, please leave, or I shall stick my tongue out at you and throw you out...

Other Stories
"Boring Old Yellow" by rubizad
Boring old yellow. That's what the name of it was. The actual description sounded a lot nicer if you ever described it. Everyone else called Alinna's fur colour a golden yellow, a much prettier amber than any gold nugget. But Alinna just shrugged; too depressed in her own thoughts to really think...

"Legacy of a Nose" by hstulberg
I fought the urge to sneeze, but my body got the better of me. "ACHOO!" I sneezed, a wild storm of snot. SPLAT! I looked up, and realized that the ray wouldn't be working for long time, due to its new coating of snot. The lab ray scientist threw a box of tissues at my head, glared at me, and pointed to the door...

"Inside the Crate" by jayandcourtneyk
For at least half an hour, Lyssa lay on the couch, hoping an idea would come to her. Then, when she thought all hope was lost, an idea came to her. I can go into the attic, and if I find stuff we don't need, we can sell it to get Neopoints! Lyssa took a candle from the kitchen, lit it, then ventured upstairs into the dark attic...


Get Hooked on Climbing


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