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Week - 158

Evil Masterminds
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "There's Sloth!" I whispered to Yotaria, but she didn't hear, being too occupied with waving a hoof at Darigan. "And Kass! And there's the Jelly Chia, and the Grundo Spider, and... Lyrian?!"

Week - 159

How to Become a Non-Stereotypical Hero
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Step one: Get over to the Rainbow Pool! Er, get painted.

Week - 162

Of Strawberry Ice Cream
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Lyrian took out the ice cream and set it on the table. It was about three-fourths gone already. "Let's see..." the Kiko murmured. "I think we can each take a spoonful without Fj0rd noticing."

Week - 168

51 Things You Should Know When Playing NeoQuest II
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: So here we are again... with a list of 51 things you should know when you play NeoQuest II; this includes info on its characters, and its villains.

Week - 169

Kanrik's Tale: Memories
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: That very night the sickness came. Their mother stayed up all night with Kanrica, who had developed a cough. Ayenti lay awake in the darkness and listened, his worry growing with each rasping breath his sister took.

Week - 170

Merry Christmas, Fj0rd! Signed, Jhudora
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "It's a rotating Christmas tree stand!" Fj0rd said proudly. "I picked it up at a rubbage sale, the owner said it was faerie-made and I think it must've been."

Week - 171

Kanrik's Tale: Ordeals
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "Every member of the Thieves' Guild has one of those," Galem continued, looking straight at Kanrik. "They all earned it. Now it's time for you to earn yours," he added.

Week - 173

Sprouts
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "I'm not talking about a regular game of Sprouts," Misha informed her friend. "I'm talking about a game of Sprouts with the Brain Tree."

Week - 175

Of Kidnapped Pets and Crossword Clues
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "Faerie Crossword. They give you clues and you have to go and find the answers, and then if you get them all soon enough the faerie gives you NP."

Week - 176

Hannah the Brave: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "Hannah the brave," she whispered, testing the words out on her tongue. They sounded strange, unfamiliar, but at the same time seemed a fitting description of her; or at least the Hannah that explored the caves of pirates.

Week - 177

Hannah the Brave: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Her mother sat down to watch her eat. "Oh, I almost forgot. Grandfather wants to tell you a story after you've eaten," she said.

Week - 178

Hannah the Brave: Part Three
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: When he was completely out of sight at the top of the stairs, Hannah waited for a moment, then scurried after him. He was just going down the hallway, and she froze into place to watch.

Week - 178

Will You Not Dance?
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The song he was playing came to an end, and he began another. It was sad; his songs were always sad now.

Week - 182

Lever of Doom
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Lyrian jumped back, but it was too late; the hand had already snuck its way into the bag of Neopoints he carried. It retracted quickly and quietly into its place; the panel closed behind it.

Week - 186

Avalanche: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "So how did you get into this?" he asked. "My owner told me about it, she'd gotten the information somewhere. I'd never even been to the Aisha Community Center," he added, smiling.

Week - 187

Avalanche: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "In the morning, we'll assign people for the test run. Remember, this is just for practice-if someone can't do it, just send them back down to the camp, and we should all be back by sundown."

Week - 188

Avalanche: Part Three
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "Here, you go first," she said. "That way, if you fall, I can try to catch you."

Week - 185

Dr. Yotaria, ISP
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: A sign declaring "Sikowlogest" (Lyrian's doing) and the hours was placed in the front window of our Neohome. In the room that was to serve as the office, we framed and hung a few 'certificates' authenticating my claim to psychologist...ness.

Week - 183

Questing Mania, or How to Survive the Quest NeoBoard
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Most of the users on Neopets will advise you to keep the quests you get, since (usually) the rewards outweigh the inconvenience of not being able to use the Shop Wizard...

Week - 188

Going to See Fyora
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "I know! We'll pay a call to the Faerie Queen! Maybe she'll give us some food," he added, drifting towards Faerie Palace already.

Week - 192

Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "This is bein' the semifinal match o' a dozen or so in the annual Bilge Dice Tournament 'ere on Krawk Island. For those o' you wit' short term mem'ry loss, the players will need t' get two qualifiers, a one an' a four, to, erm... qualify."

Week - 193

Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Appreciative laughter from the pirates. Hannah smiled, tapping her paw on the table impatiently. She was going to win this round, and the one tomorrow too. Then they'd see what a girl Usul could do!

Week - 194

Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part Three
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Sighs from the competitors and the audience; the Krawk was delaying the game with this ritual, whatever it was meant to accomplish. Nevertheless, the four gathered up their dice and began to shake them in cupped paws...

Week - 189

Sewage Surfers
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Matt's gaze dropped down--and then down again. A tiny blue Kacheek stood in the muck; the sludge that covered half of Matt's boots came to the Kacheek's knees.

Week - 191

Skies over Meridell
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Tav was staring down at another paper and hadn't seen his sister's motion, but he still got the meaning of her words. "Propeller, wings, support--what're we missing?"

Week - 195

True Friends: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The two stopped after Neoschool each day to admire the dress, and indeed it was worthy of admiration...

Week - 196

True Friends: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: She'd thought that the Elephante would keep her promise to not buy the dress unless Angela could buy it as well. But then again, who knew what went on in the minds of rich pets...

Week - 197

True Friends: Part Three
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Becca's eyes slid sideways, to the table where all of her friends--ex-friends--sat, laughing and talking...

Week - 198

True Friends: Part Four
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The starry Elephante nodded. "Like the new look?" she asked, performing a quick spin...

Week - 192

Dr. Yotaria Strikes Again
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "What... seems to be the problem?" the Kau said, trying not to stare.

Week - 195

With Flowers in Her Hair
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: I am not even certain I would recognize her should I glimpse her through the trees. All I can remember is her voice, like a clear stream trickling over boulders, and her beauty.

Week - 201

The Spyders are Coming
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "The Spyders are almost here," Daina's mother said, closing the door firmly and latching it. "Help me fasten the windows," the older Wocky added, and rushed off...

Week - 202

The Moigic Toights
by chocolateisamust
Description: After all, it was just water and who in Neopia would buy a pail of water?

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 200

Wanderlust: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "Annalise?" he asked again at the top of the steps, but there was still no reply. But the murmuring was louder now, and he pushed her door open sharply...

Week - 201

Wanderlust: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The Kyrii gasped for breath, hanging on to the railing with both paws. When he'd caught his breath, he stared out across the glittering water and gaped...

Week - 202

Wanderlust: Part Three
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: "Which way are you going, to look for your sister?" the Lenny asked.

Week - 204

Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part One
by chocolateisamust
Description: "Oh, that's easy too! Just state your name, cause, and how many minions you wish to acquire. From there, it's smooth sailing."

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 205

Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Two
by chocolateisamust
Description: The Lupe nodded. "Well, can't we take a shortcut?" she asked, peering into a side alley. "Look, that alley is... diagonal..."

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 206

Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Three
by chocolateisamust
Description: "How'm I supposed to help take over Neopia if penny-pinching shopkeepers like you take away all my Neopoints?" Bo demanded...

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 207

Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Four
by chocolateisamust
Description: "Bo, the reason we aren't there yet is that we are not going to get there! Remember? You pressed the big red button, and now we're soaring randomly through the universe!"

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 208

Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Five
by chocolateisamust
Description: "This is so dumb! I just want to find my ray gun, find your stupid Lupe and that Yurble, and then get out of it here. Honestly. This plot is getting old, and it's really not fun when you're the character stuck in it."

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 206

Of Pepper and Kelp
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The Scorchio interrupted politely, "Do you have a reservation? What name will it be under?"

Also by year_of_the_fox


Week - 208

Dr. Yotaria's Sanity is Going, Going... Gone!
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: So here it was. My second day of psychoanalyzing celebrities for extra pocket money, and I didn't have anything...

Week - 209

Happy Home Hunting
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Quiet or they'll hear us! Um, she means that we're here to tell you about all the lovely things you can do in the various places one can build one's Neohome.

Also by year_of_the_fox


Week - 210

Revisions
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The Cybunny heaved a sigh and picked up the pencil. She got through three words -- Once there was -- before her inspiration ran out and she slammed the fragile implement back onto the desktop...

Week - 211

Fixing It
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The Lupe pulled herself up off the counter, moaning at the sore stiffness in her neck and back, and walked slowly across to the swinging doors that led to the kitchen. She pushed through them and fetched a bucket...

Week - 212

Roses in the Snow
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: She glided down the gentle slope to a vantage point from which she could see most of the racecourse; the current group of skiers was halfway down already, and her race was up next...

Week - 214

Empty Candy
by chocolateisamust
Description: Three stories tall, it had a ghostly white exterior and a tiled, dusty gray roof. The windows were all cracked, and the great wooden door was splintered; the yard was overrun with weeds...

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 213

MORE Happy Home Hunting
by year_of_the_fox
Description: Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 218

Yet MORE Happy Home Hunting
by year_of_the_fox
Description: We're here again to show you everything you didn't need to know about places to build a home!

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 219

Ruling the Universe
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: I pull a small notebook out of my pocket and scribble down a quick note: "Good doctor slightly self-centered, possibly egotistical."

Week - 248

Captain of the Ship
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get to shore first...

Week - 257

Beauty of the Snow: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: One Aisha walked alone through the woods. Her white-coloured pelt melted into the snow...

Week - 258

Beauty of the Snow: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Occasionally she tripped on one or the other, and Inga would move to catch her, but the Aisha always caught herself before she fell, with unnatural grace, and would give Inga a shy smile before moving on...

Week - 259

Beauty of the Snow: Part Three
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: She had interrogated the Aisha for a good half hour before finally giving up on finding out where she lived, and a faint thought still lurked in the back of her mind that an owner and siblings, somewhere, were worrying over when the Aisha would come home...

Week - 260

Beauty of the Snow: Part Four
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: The Eyrie grinned, mantling her wings. "Inga never misses choir. For anything. We knew you had to be special when she went off with you. So, what's the story?"

Week - 261

Beauty of the Snow: Part Five
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: They bought a thick jacket for her; though at first it seemed much too warm, as they proceeded back to Inga's apartment Lia found herself getting colder and colder, until she was shivering even with the coat...

Week - 267

A Question of Worth: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: Springing forward, he swiped a vase off its table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out, and he heaved the table up...

Week - 268

A Question of Worth: Part Two
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: All of the walls seemed to be made out of the same, somewhat flimsy-looking paper. He guessed that if there was any noise, it would carry well, but only once did he hear anything: the low murmur of a voice as someone said quietly, "Cloud. Flying Pteri. Good..."

Week - 274

Come Sundown
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...

Week - 276

Morguss: Behind the Ugly
by dan4884
Description: We're here at the edge of Darigan Citadel, which isn't exactly the safest place to be standing.

Also by extreme_fj0rd


Week - 278

Catching Up: Part One
by extreme_fj0rd
Description: It was a fine day, crisp and cool as an autumn day should be, when the incoming class of Faerie Academy lined up alongside the practice field to wait for their instructor...

 
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