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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The yellow kacheek marched out the door into the icy wind. He had not walked two steps when a group of meepits snatched him and carried him off.


Monster Attacks And You



Yes, the giant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters? There are many cheap knock-off methods, but here is the golden way to assure no monster destruction. (Or your money back!)...

The Handy Lawnmower



I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is! As I am the (self-proclaimed) Queen of Functionality and of Lawnmowers, I feel that it is my duty...

Behind the Disease


Has your neopet been feeling under the weather lately? Flu season is upon us and while you may know how to cure an illness you would be surprised at how many Neopians have no idea at all what causes those illnesses in the first place. Prevention is the first defense against catching a disease and hopefully after reading this article...

Other Stories
"Fanmail for Jhudora" by star_29791
She was the evillest faerie of all yet the great rulers of Neopia (TNT) insisted on giving her evilness a special day to celebrate what exactly? Her evilness? What happened to run and hide from evil? Oh well, she got off lightly. Dr. Sloth actually had a Sloth Appreciation Day. At least, hers was just Jhudora Day. She shuddered at the thought of a Jhudora Appreciation Day. She didn’t want to be appreciated. She wanted to cause terror...

"Only for Jhudora" by laurelinden and precious_katuch14
The purple cloud-island loomed before her, and the Shoyru felt a rush of excitement and accomplishment that often came with completing a quest from her role model. In fact, Jhudora was the reason why Elisha pleaded with her owner to paint her purple. Feeling her paws tremble with anticipation as she began to alight on Jhudora's territory, the amethyst-colored Shoyru took a deep breath...

"Masila: After the Battle" by natasha_nguyen
The storyteller seemed to smile again. It was hard to tell, when her face was almost entirely hidden by the rough material of her hood. "Ah, you younglings. All you want are tales of light, of golden heroes, of triumph over evil. Beings who become so warped by tales that they are transformed into creatures of utter perfection. You want glistening statues of heroism and good endings that finish so peacefully and dramatically..."


Don't Let Illusen Cloud Your Judgement


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