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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Making your Neopets experience is really in your hands from beginning to end. What you do and the choices you make are all yours alone, and with a little involvement, some help from friends, and some strong pets that you make your own, it can be an experience gleaming from your user lookup and in your own heart. So when asking yourself, "What do I do from here?" the answer really is, after all, "Anything you want!"


The Best Treats



Winter is the season to be jolly, right? Y'know, good will and all that? Well, when you're feeling the winter blues, the only answer is to comfort eat. So, I've compiled a list of the Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch Those Winter Blues. So, get a spoon, a fork, and a knife, and dig in! Feel free to sample the foods on this list. (-: Ideally, my perfect...

The Worst Gifts



Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...

The Secret Truth


I reread the Maraqua plot, purely out of a lack of things to do. But afterwards, there was still one question that was haunting me: Why did Scarblade want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored. Although the entire plot made Scarblade seem like an evil tyrant, what if...

Other Stories
"Sloth's Christmas Carol" by schefflera
Dr. Frank Sloth sat in a sleek, shining, high-tech office in a spire towering over Kreludor. The only reason it wasn't any higher than the highest mountain on the moon was that he didn't want to draw too much attention from anyone looking around. The Space Faerie, for instance. Or maybe even...

"The Cookies That Wouldn't Crisp" by changethew0rld
Zhehi smiled as she finished cutting her cookies into festive shapes, sliding a fresh sheet of cookies into her antique oven to bake. Her hands moved deftly, quickly icing a cooled batch of cookies and coating them in sprinkles. She arranged her finished cookies...

"The Greatest Christmas Ever" by jcrules902
Outside. In the cold. Alone. By myself. Freezing my tail off. A great way to spend Christmas! Note to self: Don't spend any more nights in 2 degree weather! He added that to his already rather long list of mental notes and things to do, getting a bit more annoyed by the second. He heaved a sigh...


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