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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The rich are worshipped, the poor get fought for, but who remembers those in-between?


Safely Visiting Virtupets



Now, the tourism that the Space Station gets does give Virtupets a financial boast; however, there are one or two... problems... that we get from having too many tourists snooping around the premises. Therefore, I’ve compiled a short guide of tips for you touristy minded Neopians...

Cost of Doing Business



Whenever you have a choice to make, whenever you do anything you fail to do something that you could have been doing instead. When you choose to scratch a scratchcard rather than sell it you lose the opportunity to sell the scratchcard. Simple. But what did the lost opportunity cost?

Cardboard Petpets


What if your owner listens to your two thousand word presentation on the benefits of petpets and gives you a flat out no? What if a stray Meerca ate your wallet and you are out of money? Well, have no fear. My name is Monsieur_Bob, and I’m here to tell you all about your pet’s new best friend- cardboard...

Other Stories
"Isabella's Best Friend" by beau_lis
Among these lucky diners sat Isabella, a Tyrannian Elephante. She was a bit shy about her large size and furry coat. Even so, she was well liked by others at the pound. She looked at the goodies, wondering if she wanted ham or chicken. It was a very hard choice...

"A New Friendship" by brenicaevf333
"Oh!" Cleyluna let out a cry of surprise as a passerby shoved into her shoulder, nearly causing her to fall on her face. Catching her footing and clutching Elroy to her chest, who was panting heavily with fear from the near accident, she glared at the Neopet...

"Ezanna on Edge" by battlesunn
The skunk Krawk tried mustering the energy to work, but whenever he thought of taking a sheet of paper, writing out the question and filling in the answer, his heart began to beat at a quicker pace and his claws became moist with sweat. "I'll never finish it all..."


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Great stories!


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The Callahan Files
There's an echo in here.

by caloriemuncher

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Investing in Your Shop
If you have the time, a few spare neopoints and/or items stored away in your Safety Deposit Box, then why not invest it all in your shop?

by naomis72

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Anyway
Vacation on top of Terror Mountain... we need the other half of Neopia!!

by wolfendusk

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The Dice Bringer
King Roo slammed a paw on his throne. "This is so frustrating!" he shouted. "I just wish this would end and I would be happy!"

by keiga_clothilda

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Notions and Nonsense: The Argument
Wait a second, that's not the result I wanted!

Art by scarrift

by patjade




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