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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Didn't I tell you to take that left at the 'Asparagus Recipes' section?"


Ready to Rampage?



Ruins Rampage is a Grand Theft Ummagine style game, where your objective is to retrieve the elusive Golden Scorchstone. You can play as one of two infamous Desert Scarabs, Zina or Horace. (Tomos and Nabile are currently busy elsewhere)...

The Guild for You



One topic that comes up time and time again is Guilds and how to know which one to join. This guide is meant to help newcomers and oldtimers alike in better evaluating their options and provide a somewhat deeper understanding of the more desirable features...

Neggs Speak Out


You may think that interviewing neggs is stupid, but don’t they have faces and mouths? Yes, they do, don’t they? I bet you’ve never thought about that before. Now before our lovely little neggs take over the world (Mwhahaha!), let’s learn about them...

Other Stories
"The Working Girl" by lightninglover34
Hunnybee sighed as her daughter's voice rang out for the seventeenth time that hour. Plodding down the hall and yanking open the door, she stumbled through the sea of plushies covering the rug and arrived, alive, by the side of the bed. "What now?"

"Rain" by shadowcristal
The bleak sky hung over the whole area, cutting off every ray from the sun as it left drips and drops drumming on the ground. Heavy rain was falling, and far away the thunder rumbled like a hungry Symol's stomach. With her paws on the window, the young Eyrie stared...

"Quill's Travelogue: the Maiden of Evercopse Hill" by scarrift
I must first admit that I once held no love for the creatures known as Werelupes. I now realize that as no two people are alike, so too are Werelupes and I must humbly apologize, especially to the special person I met...


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Great stories!


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The Lone Howler
It was said that when some of the evil creatures in the Haunted Woods ran out of room, they moved to that thick forest. Ever since the tales had spread, few young Neopians ever dared to enter the "Forest of Darkness"...

by kindheartedfairy

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Inexorable: Part One
And although he knew there was small chance of it, Ryddle was driven by a desire to impress Phantom on the rare occasions that he was home. Stupid really...

by haannsolo

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The living Christmas Tree
...Or is it?

by techno_zenon

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Fetch! an Unofficial Guide
Each of the levels gives you a certain amount of points when you make it out of the maze with the ingredient.

by kyo_chan

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The Regrettable Occurance of the Stolen Negg
Really, what are the odds?

by adantela



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