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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Madmen are merely strange; minions go to meetings.


In Search of Amira



I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...

SDB: Parting is Grief



Picture this: You’re standing in front of a towering, gray vault. As the lock twists open, you take a step back. The door swings and a mountain of old junk and new junk starts to fall, toppling from the peak of the vault until you’re able to swim in it. Surrounding you are old books, toys, food that has probably rotted, petpets, codestones, trading cards...

Breakfast in Neopia


Well, you probably eat cereal every day, but do you know what the word cereal actually means? *grabs reading glasses and dictionary* Cereal- An edible, starchy grain that blah, blah, blah. *throws dictionary over shoulder* Aw, who cares? Here's MY definition! Cereal- The stuff in a bowl that your owner makes you shovel down every morning...

Other Stories
"Before the Dance" by precious_katuch14
She sat beside the window of their simple cottage overlooking the kingdom of Meridell way down below. The young Darigan Aisha of sixteen summers lived with her mother, not very far from what used to be the domain of their past leader Lord Darigan, who disappeared and was never heard from again...

"Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began" by ginelga
Even before members of the Neopian Elite began to participate in "Cloud Racing" competitions, and even before the Money Tree was ever created. There is only one true tale to this marvelous story. A story which ties a tale between two of our most well-known Faeries...

"A Hunt for a Petpet" by steelmaheegun
A ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage. Rubbing his head in self-pity, he turned back to his observational state. "I think I want a petpet," he commented...


Fearless Against Fuzzles?


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Great stories!


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Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir
Minions are not only evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance, chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...

by algy13

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Never Wish to Fly: Part Three
The island was now close enough to land on, but despite her sore wings, Glia couldn't help but show off to the bystanders on the beach. She did a couple of twists and flips in the air. She stopped paying attention and nearly had a nasty collision with the ground in front of Neopia's arcade...

by puppy200010

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
Blah blah blah blah...

by kittylin

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Guide to Competitive Pricing and a Profitable Shop
It sounds like a simple thing to put things in your shop, price them and wait for the money to come into your till. But there are just a few smart things you can do to make sure you get the most out of your stocked items...

by fruitychiagirl

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Neo-Nightmare
The worst dream ever...

by placid_nightmare



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