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Quote of the Week

"My first job as a minion! My first job as a minion! My owner would be so proud!"

For the Thrifty Battler

Do you want your pet to own in the Battledome, but just can’t afford those expensive Hidden Tower items? Then this is the guide for you! For less than 3500 NP, you will be able to make any one of ten Hidden Tower items, all by yourself! Simply follow these instructions, and your pets will be Battledome masters in no time!

Music or Mayhem?

Those funny little Chias had always fascinated me. They were always smiling as they handed over bargain after bargain. But we’ve all asked ourselves questions about them: When are they going? Where did they get all their stuff from? The thing that concerns me is those grand pianos. An ordinary piano alone costs well in the region of 12,000 NP...

Beware the 'Roo

How many times have you dejectedly selected the Press me button because you unluckily “rolled” a Game Over? How MANY annoying Roo minions have bounced around you, taunting you with phrases like ‘Tra la la’, ‘191273 is such a lot of Neopoints!’, and ‘I’m hungry!’ ??? HOW MANY PICKLED PEPPERS DID PETER POOGLE PICK?!?! Well, it was one too many Game Overs for me that day...

Other Stories
"I'll Have the Tofu Bowl, Please." by peachifruit
"Look at this." The dark room was quiet and still, save one tall silhouetted figure pacing back and forth. His head tilted down, hands limp at his sides, he stood at one side of the room for a while, then quickly turned on one heel to face his shadowy audience. "Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...?"

"The Horror That Lurks in Every Kitchen" by neox52492
There is a danger lurking in every unsuspecting Neopian's Neohome. They see them every day, taking them for granted, but soon they will rise and conquer Neopia… yes… then you'll all be sorry. I tried to warn the public but they all laughed. In one desperate attempt to inform you of the peril you are all in, I wrote this...

"The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)" by lafee_dans_gris
Having grown up an only child in the palace, he was very lonely. The highlight of his year had always been his grand family reunion ball at the palace. This year, his parents had even agreed to allow him to bring a friend! However, this presented a new problem: where could he find a suitable friend?

Do You Seek Usuki?

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