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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


It seemed strange that the earth could be so fresh, and the birds could sing so cheerily, when her brother's life depended upon the mercy of greed-driven thieves.


How to Stop the Onslaught



The thing that makes such a game as Swarm fun is its addictive nature and fast paced action. With a great music track that loops the entire game and painless controls; it’s easy to see why anyone can master such a game as Swarm...

The Truth About Turmaculus



Do any of us really know what goes on inside the mind of this mighty petpet? Many people believe that Turmaculus is a ruthless, if not lazy, cannibalistic petpet eater. Others, just a poor being looking for a little R&R...

Finally, Faellies Unveiled


I’m a Faellie, no doubt about it, and I am definitely not a “nervous little thing”. Why, that definition practically labels us all as cowards! On top of that, we have over sensitive ears? What’s that supposed to mean?

Other Stories
"Razzle Dazzle" by battlesunn
"But look!" Emily interjected, jabbing a rusty brown paw at the paper. "It says here that there's a dance component to the presentation as well!"

"When I Grow Up..." by azn_suga_babe
She'd heard from everyone, and she was very happy to see how much the children in her class cooperated. But then she noticed Psellia, in the corner...

"Charley 'n' Me" by dragonhadley
He's my Spardel, good little dog, always does what I tell 'im. Now you're thinking, why would I want such a stupid petpet? Right? Listen here, Charley ain't stupid...


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