teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 96,860,727 Issue: 187 | 22nd day of Eating, Y7
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"I like my things, but I don't brag. I'm leaving now, and by the way it wasn't 350,000. It was 355,000."


The Botanist's Alphabet



Have you ever visited your Aunt Margarie's house? If so, did you ever go out to the backyard to have a picnic? If so, was your mind boggled by all the strange-looking foliage surrounding you? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then this article is for you...

A Mootix’s Confessions



Fending for myself, I lived off scraps of food from the local Food shop, and slept just outside the Deserted Fairgrounds gate. One morning, while rummaging through some spoiled goods the Food Shopkeeper had given me, I was approached by a scruffy looking Lupe.

Naming Names


Some names just get boring after you’ve heard them hundreds of times. However, finding good names for your characters can be daunting sometimes. So that’s where “Naming Names: Your All-Purpose Guide to Finding Satisfactory and Fun Names for Your Characters” comes in!...

Other Stories
"The Cove" by sara_mossflower
Bad luck concerning money was the worst thing that could happen to a Neopet, according to Beyla. She had her reasons, which she kept to herself...

"Fated: Merry Meet Again" by jade_steel
Kiliaresetar and Shalaresilv had been the ones to save the world when Sloth threatened to destroy it. The two Kougras were as different as night and day...

"Nightmares" by eternally_forgotten
Brushing away her own bitter tears, she darted ahead, swimming faster and faster as memories poured through her tortured mind, still seeing Isca's large green eyes...


Bombs Away!


This week's issue is brought to you by: Chia Bomber II!
 
Search the Neopian Times




Great stories!


---------

The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Stolen Sharky - Part Two
"So you think that this group would have gone to any height to make sure the aquarium didn't open?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

---------

Rage Alone III: Ambitions - Part Four
Just when he thought he wouldn't see anyone again, two mutant Grundos armed with energy rifles walked through the doors...

by nomad2

---------

Nightmares
"Both sisters could foresee the future - Isca in her dreams, and Caylis in her nightmares."

by eternally_forgotten

---------

The Uni and the Miamouse: Part Four
"Cuni, when you mentioned Shyle -- I kind of got a... an idea." Winny's eyes lit up. "Concentrate on Shyle. Think about her. Picture, um, a happy memory of the two of you! Do something, anything!"

by 3dcourtney12044

---------

Destination: Kreludor - Part Two
"Wow..." Rena trailed off as she touched the outer parts of the spaceship. She noticed that 'X2000' was written in slimy green letters just above her.

by shadowcristal



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.