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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"I like my things, but I don't brag. I'm leaving now, and by the way it wasn't 350,000. It was 355,000."

The Botanist's Alphabet

Have you ever visited your Aunt Margarie's house? If so, did you ever go out to the backyard to have a picnic? If so, was your mind boggled by all the strange-looking foliage surrounding you? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then this article is for you...

A Mootix’s Confessions

Fending for myself, I lived off scraps of food from the local Food shop, and slept just outside the Deserted Fairgrounds gate. One morning, while rummaging through some spoiled goods the Food Shopkeeper had given me, I was approached by a scruffy looking Lupe.

Naming Names

Some names just get boring after you’ve heard them hundreds of times. However, finding good names for your characters can be daunting sometimes. So that’s where “Naming Names: Your All-Purpose Guide to Finding Satisfactory and Fun Names for Your Characters” comes in!...

Other Stories
"The Cove" by sara_mossflower
Bad luck concerning money was the worst thing that could happen to a Neopet, according to Beyla. She had her reasons, which she kept to herself...

"Fated: Merry Meet Again" by jade_steel
Kiliaresetar and Shalaresilv had been the ones to save the world when Sloth threatened to destroy it. The two Kougras were as different as night and day...

"Nightmares" by eternally_forgotten
Brushing away her own bitter tears, she darted ahead, swimming faster and faster as memories poured through her tortured mind, still seeing Isca's large green eyes...

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
Why can't I go?

by kittylin


The Poor Life
"I'm sorry that I have good fashion sense. I'm sorry that we are rich and can afford to buy thousands of purses at that price. But is that my fault?"

by getto_agent


Hooked On A Snarhook: Part Two
"You have a choice to make, lad. Do you carry on working here? Or do you leave, abandon your dreams, for some Snarhook?"

Also by Neonick19881988

by imogenweasley


Tails of Terror: The Malice of Mr Squishy - Part One
"As punishment," he said, setting them down on the ground, "I think it's time for some scary stories."

Also by Neonick19881988

by huggsy_666


Moonlit Peaks: Part Three
"What do you think? We want you to go up to Terror Mountain and get them back!" she insisted. Mr. Bronston shook his head furiously.

by battlesunn

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