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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"You can let your true emotion get to you, and you can end up like Dr. Sloth, or you can bury that evil under layers of goodness."

Neopoint EATERS

These evil games are intent on taking your well-earned Neopoints. Why? What have we ever done to the owners of these disgusting games? I don’t know, but I DO know that the Neopoint Eaters steal Neopoints from you… or else they trick you into wasting your NP on your own...

Back to Basics

Neopets TCG is a fast moving game, and with the right cards, it’s possible to win even on your fourth or fifth turn! With a simple deck of little more than common bank fours and a few well-chosen Equipments, even a beginner can win this game...

Ten Golden Rules

So, you dare to play NQII. You dare to go head-to-head with evil monsters, scary villains, and huge red Draiks wanting Faerieland domination, eh? Well, you came to the right game. But… [Drumroll, please] …WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Other Stories
"Dining with Skarl" by kushbi
When the first rays of the morning sun lit the sky, a messenger bearing a command from King Skarl arrived at the most famous house in the land...

"Cherry Tree" by illusen346
"Hey Cherry Tree," he said jokingly. He always called her this when she needed cheering up. But today, it wasn't working. "Lighten up. It's just a dumb doll...

"The Dream of a Kitchen Boy" by ssjelitegirl
The curious eyes belonged to Joey, a young Gelert who worked in the restaurant's kitchen. He had always wanted to become a pirate...

Unlocking the Code

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Great stories!


Cafeteria Chaos: Part Three
What could a fat Bruce and Elephante do to her anyway? "I demand to know why you put Transmogrification Potions in the food you cook."

by shadih_temporary


Avalanche: Part One
"So how did you get into this?" he asked. "My owner told me about it, she'd gotten the information somewhere. I'd never even been to the Aisha Community Center," he added, smiling.

by extreme_fj0rd


Smelly Nelly
"Gets his name."

Coloured by horseback444

by i_hate_backstabbers


Quest of Three: Part One
Jeran waited politely for a moment, then prompted, "I'd be happy to help if I can, but that DOES require knowing what you're talking about."

Also by Dreagoddess

by schefflera


Fond Memories: N00b Initiative
What's next?

by prettyprincesslady54

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