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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I try to turn away from myself, revolted by my own behavior, by my own thoughts, but I cannot. These wisps of memory, of regret, are all I have-there truly is nowhere I can hide. So I am forced back into the darkest regions of my own mind...


Gadgadsbogened Out



See for the fructose intolerant or the just plain grumpy, Gadgadsbogen is not a time to celebrate; it’s a time to hide out. Gadgadsbogen in fact can be a nightmare for some who want nothing to do with the celebrating and the overdose of fruit induced sugar crazies...

For What It's Worth



If I told you I was going to give you something worth one million Neopoints right now, what would you pick: pure Neopoints, an item worth one million, or one million in various stocks? If you had to leave Neopia for the next two years, what would you pick?

Entertaining the King


King Skarl calls upon all of Neopia to come to his castle to tell him their best joke. He rates the jokes, for what reason I am not sure. Sometimes the joke has no effect on him. It doesn't make him happier or sadder. Actually, I think that if he says that the joke has no effect on him, it is just because he wasn't listening to you...

Other Stories
"Warbler Vocabulary" by blubblub317
The Grarrl cocked his head around a few times to try and find anything that looked remotely yummy and edible...

"That One Unlucky Night" by fireandwater2121
"I'm sorry, but I needed to see you. Erm... someone told me you're a great detective...

"Ashes" by ikkin_with_attitude
I am not, as I may seem to be from what I have said, dead. I am not a ghost, though I lack life like one...


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Great stories!


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Right Back to Where I Started
Dan suddenly turned his head to read the sign next to Cojiro's cage. Dan looked back at Cojiro and raised his eyebrows. "Is that sign true?" he asked, a bit of fear in his voice.

by mexicanpuppyof_fire

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Caged
"Well, think of all those poor pets in the pound-- not the ones with pretty coats or high stats. Think of those rows upon rows of cages, gray and monotonous. It's awful just thinking about it, but what if you had to live there, every day!"

by orginalcliche

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Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part Four
He had a plan, oh yes! A brilliantly terrible plan to put Kybalt out of commission and land himself the leading role.

by battlesunn

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Boycott the Tongue Shrinkers!
They are nightmares for everyone in Neopia. These villainous ‘THINGS’ may appear harmless, but they are NOTHING of the sort.

by kikik312

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Six Steps To Impress King Skarl
He sits upon his throne, looking down on all of his people. He is known as the Grumpy Old King, which is only a fraction of what he really is.

by 101monica101



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