A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll! Circulation: 186,904,163 Issue: 171 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y6
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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

They say two heads are better than one. They also say that you shouldn’t include useless proverbs in articles.

Farewell Year 6

We are now standing on the brink of the end of an era. Year 6 is almost at its end; only hours away from being replaced by the new year. The events that took place this year are now memories which will remain with everyone. These events made Year 6 unique, and the memories of these events will always be remembered...

Cool or Cruel?

We all know about the oh so infamous Boochi, right? Well, if you don't then you have been living under a rock. But for the rest of us who have been exposed to the great horror and capabilities of this baby Bruce, listen up! Wouldn’t you just hate it if Boochi turned your innocent AVERAGE pet into a cute baby… Yeah! Me too. *Laughs at her own sarcasm*

Being Evil Doesn't Pay

Have you ever thought about giving up your "good guy" status and become evil? Well, let me tell you, being evil doesn't pay. It really doesn't. If you don't believe me, then talk to my good friend Dr. Sloth. "It doesn't pay much, but it does give you a thrill!" he says. Er, don't listen to the thrill part, but it doesn't pay. If you still don't believe me, then maybe you should check out 100 reasons not to be evil...

Other Stories
"Rhyming Disease" by tree_rhymer
I had tried everything from the Healing Faerie to random potions, but nothing had worked. You see, like I said, Dirt didn't have anything like I had ever seen before...

"The Gift of Giving" by kittymon
After about a half hour of walking bare pawed in the snow I stumbled upon something! I had found a snow paint brush! Excitement and joy spread through my frozen fur...

"New Year's Eve Knock-Out" by ilar210
Lulu followed the placement of Trixy's eyes to see a blue Kougra who was carefully inspecting a tube of dark red lipstick. What was a guy doing in a glamour shop?...

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Petpetsitter's Day
Who said Petpetsitting is easy?

by xgxdx


10 More Things You Shouldn't Do In Neopia
As you may, or may not have noticed, Neopia's hazards are ever increasing. You've just gone out and bought yourself a nice Charm of Rabid Snowbunny Repellent, and suddenly find yourself amidst a flock of hungry mutant Babaas...

by tracypaper12


Disco Fever
Ivy was a disco-painted Ixi that lived on the island. From the moment Neil saw her, he thought she was the prettiest Neopet in all Neopia. They had become good friends, but Neil always felt very shy around her.

by bitsy_dj


As Much as a Bori Can Take
Aggrajagg the Korbat has it bad for the Soup Faerie. Hilarity ensues.

by kudou


To Be Rich
“Why do their families have so many Neopoints, and my family has almost none?” Flowrey said aloud, wiping away some tears that had managed to trickle down her cheeks. “It’s so not fair!”

by blubblub317

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