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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"Hey…wait a minute. Neopoints do grow from trees! Let's head to the Money Tree!"

Does She Work Alone?

As we all know, the one responsible for the bottled faerie industry is Balthazar, one of the menaces of Neopia. Kauvara is a (supposedly) good and kind shopkeeper selling magical items and potions to benefit the citizens of Neopia, devoting her life to this business. So, what is this model citizen doing associating with one of the most hated villains of Neopia?...

I Just Have to Know...

I have some questions. These questions I am about to ask the world will make you think more than you have ever thought before about Neopia in general, and most likely change your whole outlook on life, love, and Sloth knows what else. You have been warned. I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them...

The Road That Lead to Tragedy

This is keng200 reporting from mystery island shortly after a trip to the Maraquan ruins. After months of snorkeling training I have finally been able to visit the ruins to do research on it’s destruction, and also to mourn for the thousands of Koi who lost their homes on the 18th day of the Month of Hiding...

Other Stories
"Terran's Ring" by Child_dragon
He had found the ring in Mystery Island and it was one of the reasons he returned to Neopia Central. After all, a ring of this power should surely attract attention...

"Project VIRGIL" by Scarrift
A pair of gleaming green eyes suddenly flashed to life from the darkness within and the Grundo clapped his hands in delight. "It works, it works! I knew it would work!"...

"Wet Paint" by Charmedhorses
Ramoose grimaced and was about to speak up again when SeaZ0ne said, "Back to what I was saying. Our Neohome's looking a little ragged."...

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Fiz's Crush
No! Not that one!

by apanah


The Neopian Watcher: Part Four
Overwhelming thoughts raced through Sage's mind. This is impossible! I know I saw the food being prepared earlier today! It was there! Does it mean Mr. Pickles is here? Did this mean everyone had an early supper? Does it…

by beau_lis


Advanced NQ II Part 3: Your Toughest Enemies Nailed
The final installment of the three part series will be a guide to defeating two of the toughest enemies in the game, The Four Faeries and King Terask II.

by aphromeda


The Lesser-Known Petpets: Deaver
The Deaver is a clever little creature that sells for 8 dubloons... but you can’t put a price on Petpet love!

by simsman24000


"Wow… it's sure… different," the Chia said. "Much different since the last time I looked at it."

by violinoutoftune

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