Utmost Joy

by The_washuu

Hi there, this is my story. It's long and maybe it's pointless. Unlike cheese. This story is about the highest and utmost important times of my NeoPet's lives. Enjoy, and please don't mind the psycho Aisha to your right.

"Jeez... I'm sleepy... it's only been four days, hey Washuu!" called a small yellow Jubjub, sitting on a couch in a very small NeoHome.

"What's up, Neeewom?" asked a red haired girl, leaning out of the kitchen doorway.

"I'm lonely"

"But I'm here"

"But I'm lonely I need a brother or a sister."

"Eeh?"

"Why don't we adopt one? I heard there's some great pets there."

"Ah... sure why not? I need to pick up some Leeks and Organic Carrots anyhoo."

The_Washuu and her baby Jubjub, Knight_of_Neeewom, walked out of they're small Jelly NeoHome. Washuu stopped by the food shop to pick up her supplies and then to the adoption centre.

It was cold, so very cold. The room was like a ice box in a convenience store in the middle of nowhere. The floor was frigid (you could freeze a Negg on it), and too chilly for little Neeewom's feet. (Get my drift now?) They walked up to the desk where Dr. Death stared emotionless, but it seemed to him the only emotion was hate, fear, and Sorrow. Knight_of_Neeewom noticed the cages of the back, filled with unwanted Grundos, Buzzes, and mainly Kyriis. This was just after the Fuzio evolved, no one loved the new look for him. Washuu held Neeewom close to her as Dr. Death spoke. "Leaving this one?"

"N-n-no... Adopting..." she said shivering, and somewhat scared of the dark room, and the squawks of the dumped Lennys. "I'm looking for mainly a Kiko..." she said, still holding Neeewom close to her. Dr. Death slid out of his chair, and led them to the section, with many Kiko's where.

Most of them we're painted Christmas, obviously, no one wanted them no more. Most likely they didn't want Christmas Kiko's anymore, or couldn't afford another paintbrush. Washuu was tapped on the head by her Jubjub. He was pointing to a small and pathetic blue Kiko, who had a rather large plaster on his head, next to him was a blue Kyrii, who was just dropped off. You could just tell by the large crystal tears running down its fur. She read the tag on the Kiko's cage.

"MyLittkleRamma.... eh?" she said, scratching the back of her head, she somewhat knew that this poor pet was dumped because someone spelled their name wrong. Then she peered at the Kyrii.

"Bruse12_none71....."

She saw both of them, blue in both ways, the sad colour of them, and their expressions. She whispered something to Knight_of_Neeewom, who "eeep'd" with joy and nodded.

"I'll take the Kiko and they Kyrii!" she said happily to Dr. Death, who took them out of their cages and brought them to the front.

The_Washuu left with her pockets a little lighter that day, but Knight_of_Neeewom had two new brothers that day. They rejoiced by having a party with the local Chia. Which they did have much fun, and did party all night. Soon, they decided they needed another girl. I mean Knight_of_Neeewom was a girl. I did tell you that... didn't I? Oh well, don't worry, my memory isn't that bad!

Anyhoo, they decided its time for a Aisha! Who they did name, Chibi_Mikonane. For this name. This Aisha. Went insane. We don't know why, but I'm losing track of the plot, aren't I? So... the Aisha planned to take over or "Dominate", as she would put it, Neopia. Her brothers and sister laughed at this. So, she decided to go on a quest for knowledge. Soon, she had almost read every book in Neopia. But she was a Master Genius, and she needed more.

"Chibi... I'm low on NP... I can't get any books for you..." said a slightly older The_washuu, she was busy with trying to get a picture to hang on the Jelly Walls of the NeoHome. "Wait 'till I get some... then I can get you a new set of books."

Chibi_Mikonane waited and waited. But she never got any new books. Finally Washuu came up to her one day, holding a rather large Glowy thing.

"Miss Washuu.... what's that?"

"A Glowing Paintbrush! C'mon we're going to the rainbow pool!!"

"The what?"

They arrived at the Rainbow pool. A small puddle with a rather large rainbow spilling into it. Chibi_Mikonane cracked an insane smile.

"Heh heh heh heh.... perfect..." she muttered as they walked up to the Starry Uni standing by the pool.

Chibi_Mikonane ran up to it, on hind legs, she began poking the Uni with her index finger. "Hahahahaha! I shall dominate you!! This is part of my Genius plan to take over this pool thingy! Then, I shall take over the...uhh... umm....The Giant Omelette!"

"Painting the nutter, are we?" said the Uni, somewhat annoyed.

The_Washuu nodded, handing the Uni the Glowing Paintbrush, then Uni pushed Chibi_Mikonane into the pool, with the paintbrush. With a sudden blinding flash, Chibi_Mikonane raised out of the pool, radiating a Neon Green Glow.

"W-w-whoa!!!" Chibi_Mikonane looked around her, the glow was bright. "I can barely see!"

"You will get used to the glow soon, deary," said the Uni. Nudging the Aisha to her owner. "Give her sunglasses to even out her sight. That should do."

Then Chibi_Mikonane, arrived home. She grinned at the dropped jaws of her brothers and sister. She jumped down from The_washuu's arms and walked on hind legs, with her sunglasses, snapping her fingers to a some what "phat" beat.

"Oh yeah... " she said, looking around her.

"Nice Ray-bans," said MyLittkleRamma.

"Uhhh.... Chibi_Mikonane..." Bruse12_None71 stared Morbidly. "You're Glowing...did a Mutant Chia sneeze on you or something?"

"Huh? What?" said Knight_of_Neeewom, who was listening to a Rock band on the speakers in the NeoHome. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! I'M LESSENING TO CHOMBY AND THE FUNGUSBALLS!" she yelled over the sound, then Mikonane used her "psychic" powers to turn it off.

"Heh heh heh... just another part of my plan to take over Neopia!" she said proudly. Still standing on hind legs.

Life went smoothly after that. MyLittkleRamma became a blue Meerca, thanks to a Magical Meerca Plushie. Bruse12_None71, became a Disco Kyrii. And Knight_of_Neeewom became a Strawberry Jubjub They all still live happily in they're Jelly NeoHome. And where Washuu became a Professor at a school for abandoned pets at the adoption centre. Only those with good hearts could find this place. Pets who wish to learn, and still morn for a owner. Find their ways...very few know if this place even exists.

So that is my story, long and useless. Unlike Cheese. I hope you learned something... laughed... cried... and wet your pants.

The End