Three Pets and a Poogle

by dimagic

Stuff you need to know: This story is about 3 pets--a cloud Lenny named air bird, a blue Koi named wata fish, and a green Moehog named ground hog. It also mentions a Poogle named 10power100 (although everybody calls him google).

It was a pretty normal and "peaceful" day in Neopia. Neopians were complaining; account were hacked and frozen; games were cheated. Suddenly a loud noise pierced the air. It sounded sort of like this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

In front of the Neolodge sat our 3 heroes with aching rear sides. "Watta we gonna do now?" asked ground hog.

"I say we get our own Neositter business and compete with that Neolodge," said air bird, "that way we could get back at them for firing us."

"Let's do it!" shouted wata fish and ground hog at the same time.

"But I was only kiddi..." air bird began to say, until he was rudely interrupted by ground hog, who said, "We's betta go find our foist customa."

Suddenly a young girl carrying a Poogle went out of the lodge, looking unsatisfied. “And there she comes,” said wata fish. “What’s wrong?” he asked the girl.

“My name is MATHproblem I’m going on a vacation, but the Neolodge spoils my pet, google, and it’s too expensive for me to pay.”

“No probs,” said ground hog, "we won’t spoil ya pet, and we woik fer less than da cockroach towwas.”

“You’re hired,” MATHproblem said. Then MATHproblem went to play with her red Lupe, 10times10. (There’s a joke in there, but it’s hard to find.)

“Hello,” said google, “I’ve heard you’re great Neositters that had hundreds of customers.”

“This is gonna be hard,” all 3 pets said at once.

Google decided to wander off and chase after an Earth, an Air, and a Water Faerie who were flying at a fast speed. Suddenly a net flung over google’s head and dragged him into the bushes. Finally, our 3 heroes noticed google’s ear just as it slid into the bush.

Balthazar: “Not Again!” Balthazar disappeared to get some faeries while wata fish found a big bottle containing google and three faeries. Air bird carefully opened it, and google jumped out excitedly.

Ground hog: “Hey you faeries! We’s freed you, so ya hafta bless us with an ability.”

Faeries: “We would bless you, but you’re too dumb.”

Ground hog got mad, but then he noticed google running into a huge bully named big and scary enormous guy (or BASEG).

BASEG: “You bonk into me! Me challenge you to Battledome!”

Google: “No sweat. My Neositters can take you on with two hands and a leg tied behind their backs!”

BASEG: “Fine. Me see you three in Battledome!”

Ground hog: “Nice goin’. We ain’t got a clue about fightin’. Why cantcha speak fer yerself sometimes?”

But google didn’t listen.

Wata fish: “Well, better start looking for them codestones.”

Air bird: “Codestones are pretty rare, and we can barely afford food. Maybe we should just not show up.”

Ground hog: “But BASEG will pound us.”

Wata fish: “So, what’s the difference? It’s a lose-lose situation.”

Google: “I know you can make it. All you have to do is try hard.”

Then Google showed the trio some fancy kung-fu moves he learned from a book. Our heroes headed to the Battledome with one thought in their minds: getting beat up by BASEG, a fierce-looking Kacheek.

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Faeries: "The Faerie Queen heard what we did and told us we should apologise, so we decided to give you some rare Battledome items.”

Pets: "Yay!”

Faeries: "But then we thought we should give you free medical coverage.”

Pets: “Boo!”

Then the faeries flew away leaving our heroes behind them. Then they did the biggest mistake of their lives: enter. The battle was supposed to take place in base G (guess who decided on it). BASEG and two of his bully friends stepped into the arena.

BASEG: “We will crush you until every cell in your inferior body feels pain.” (He took some extra English courses.)

Suddenly, air bird showed everybody some fancy kung-fu moves Google learned from a book, and the fight started.

Three days later in the hospital...

Dr. Gelert: “So, you’re Neositters, huh? It’s a tough job.”

Suddenly a knock on the door interrupted the conversation. Google stepped in with a smile on his face.

Google: “I heard that you need help, so I decided to answer your posting in the employment agency. We have a waiting list a Neomile long. Our next customer is a Grundo that was recently zapped by the lab ray.

Grundo: “Must fetch pets for master.”

Wata fish: "Uh-oh!”

Ground hog: "Oh, man!”

Air bird: "We’re lost.”

Google: “Let's scram.”

Our heroes then jumped out of the window and ran for their lives. Nothing was going to hurt them.

The End