Those Horrific and Magical Moments-An Interview with those at the Ski Lodge

by Paula_russel

Paula_russel: Has anything strange happened at the Lodge so far, besides what happened to Electric Blue Monkey?

Rhiannon: Well I was preparing a meal in the kitchen when Mr. Black and Cupcake ran in yelling that J. Boogie had got his head stuck in the laundry chute...

Bubbles: No! They came running in yelling that SNOT had got his head stuck in it...

Rhiannon: Was she talking to you?

Bubbles: Ugh!

J.Boogie: No Bubbles, I had got my head stuck in the laundry chute.

Bubbles: Hhhmph! Whatever.

J.Boogie: I heard a whirring noise just like that of the 509 blade lawn mower that I was saving up big time for. Then I looked into the chute and than I heard some maniacal laughter behind me and than all of a sudden I turned around an someone with big hands pushed me into the chute and I only saw black until Rhiannon was dabbing water all over my face. Sweets was holding my hand and wailing that I wasn't gonna make it.

Sweets (blushing): No I wasn't!

Paula_russel: Who is the most reclusive person(s) in this lodge right now?

Bye-Gon Jinx: Dom Dread or Snot and notice they're not here right now. Oh yeah, Tiger Catcher hasn't moved from that chair in the foyer for almost three days now. I mean, Geez, he just sits there writing stuff in his little green notebook. He reminds me of these kids from boarding school, the Quagmires.

Paula_russel:Does there seem there are any grudges against others at the lodge?

Mister Shankly: Oh yeah!! It seems Cupcake and Mr. Black don't like me for some reason. How would you feel if you were in an old ski lodge cold, lonely, with a bunch of freaks who think you are a singer who only sings "moldy oldies" when two evil people who think they are hot stuff lock you out in the cold dark night? Maybe I should write a song about it...

Mr. Black: I object! Maybe you should get a record contract.

Cupcake:Yeah, it was all Mr. Black's fault!

Mr. Black: Oh yeah? Well I'm not the one who whines about how stupid Mister Shankly is and how pathetic his songs are!

Mister Shankly: I knew I never should have come up here. Where is that Mister Pickles?

Cookie: Let's STOP fighting!

Mr. Black: Oh yeah, there are those pathetic peace keepers, Cookie and Snowflake who don't like Cupcake and I because they have no sense of humor.

Cupcake: Bah! Leave Snowflake out of this.

Paula_russel: Any budding romances in the air?

Mr. Ro-Boto: Well, of course all the chicks have the hots for me.

Mr. Ro-Boto winks at Jasmine and she faints!

Lazarus: Well, no matter how much they deny it, J. boogie and Sweets have somthin' goin' on.

Sweets: WHAT??!! You believe those idle rumours????

J. Boogie: Now Darlin-SWEETS who would spread such lies?

Lazarus: See!

Paula_russel: Who do yo think is the next victim?

Black Widow: Definitely Jimmy James. I just know it!

Jimmy James: And how do you know it?

The Black Widow leaves the room and all the remaining lodgers break out in a yelling match. Mister Pickles comes into the room.

Mister Pickles: Did someone call me?

Paula_russel: Thank you for all your efforts... Umm gotta go before something happens to me!!