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It was a cool December morning and I was on my way to the Advent Calendar
with my enthusiastic rainbow Blumaroo, Gare (pronounced Gary.) After waiting
for about ten minutes we were handed our prize. I looked down at the green
healthshroom in disgust. Then I stomped up to the volunteer and yelled,
"Is this what I get? My poor Blumaroo is starving and the only help I
am given isn't even enough to call help?!?!?!?! Neopia is suffering from
food shortage and huge population and all you can do to help is give us
this little green thing from the mold family?"
Gare quickly tugged me away. When we got home I opened a small cabinet,
from which seven green healthshrooms fell onto the ground. "Aw schucks!
Now it's on the ground. It isn't worth anything!"
Then I paused, I was way too poor and Gare was way too hungry to cry
about dirty food. Then a thought popped into my head. Sometimes, bigger
food items can be more filling for a pet. I got out a small pot and sent
Gare to the store to get a doughnut for flavour. I mixed into the pot:
3/4 cups of water
3 green healthshrooms (didn't want to lose them all if experiment failed!)
1 rainbow doughnut
After mixing for five minutes, I poured some into a cup and handed it
to Gare.
Gare had a small sip, paused and then vomited it all over the floor,
before drinking the rest of the cup and belching loudly! I carefully gave
him the food thermometer trying to avoid possible history repeats. HUNGRY!
it read. I couldn't believe it! He had gone from starving to hungry from
one cup! I gave him the rest of the pot and unsurprisingly, he was at
BLOATED!
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Weeks went by and Gare stayed at bloated. Once word got out that I could
make a pet bloated forever, I was up to my neck in people wanting the
recipe! Rich people came by the truckloads! Although I needed the money
I remembered that it was Christmas, the season of giving, so I made a
batch of the stuff and brought it to the Adoption Center. Little did I
know that people were at the adoption center ready to try to buy the potion
or recipe or just steal it! I avoided everyone and learned the next day
that three had been frozen for fighting! I couldn't believe that
people could be so immature!
While eating breakfast the next day, the doorbell rang. I didn't answer.
A man behind the door yelled, "Hello? Anyone home?" When there was no
answer he seemed pleased because he chuckled to himself and I thought
he had walked away but there was a huge SMASH and I knew that whoever
it was had just busted the door down. I quickly ran to hide in my kitchen
pantry where my remaining potion and this journal were hiding!
To be continued...
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