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Horoscopes for the New Year by RDMUnicorn, chocco1, and MooingChicken |
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Our resident Neopian Astrologers have put their minds into another dimension and have seen your pet's future. Do you want to know? Do you dare to know? Can you handle the future? What does the future hold for your pet? Find out by reading below. Introducing some Horoscopes that will foretell your pet's future for this month... NIMMO: You will find inner peace at the Battledome. Wait!...I have a vision...Dreadpet the green Scorchio (who likes exploring the land and who would be friendly when meeting friends) will be adopted. Congrats, Dreadpet! by RDMUnicorn
HOROSCOPES FOR JANUARY (I was looking through the old Neopian times and in one of the early issues I saw a horoscope for February. That had given me this inspiration, and I'll try to have one at least every 2 months. But I won't be putting it on the newspaper after this, I'll make a Web site so all of you can see it. I'm very sorry if I missed your pet or spelled their names wrong, please Neomail me if I make any mistakes.) Scorchio: New Year's is here! Since you are a follow-the-flow kind of pet, celebrate the New Years with all 626999 of your Scorchio friends. Don't forget to remember the great memories you had last year. Kacheek: Out with the old, and in with the new. Try a new activity this
New Year. Maybe it's that time of year where you should do a little "holiday"
cleaning. Jubjub: Every one is celebrating, and so should you. If you really want so much to be that "star" of that party, be brave and step right up! Nimmo: Hey, come on and start to par-tay. Yes, we all know how hard you've been training for the battle dome, and that it's almost here, but relax and have some fun celebrating the New Year. Shoyru: Keep practicing your dance skills, it may come in handy. Forget about all those mean pets, get over them. You know they're not as special as you. Korbat: Flying high is lovely, but maybe you're going a bit over the rim. Feeling a little challenged by a rival, don't worry, when the battle dome comes out, you'll show them! Kougra: Grrrrr…..! You're wild about the New Year! Make new goals, harder than last year, and try to stay away from the fact of food. Lupe: Shine that coat, fluff that fur, everything must be perfect for that new date of yours, especially on new years. Relax and they will adore you just for your sweet loving self. Kau: Seems you may be completely wrapped up in a creative venture this
year. Do a project and make it the best it can be. Your reward is the
ohhhing and ahhhing of your friends and family. Usul: You working a little extra hard this year. Celebrate the New Year, with some pizzazz and try for a stylish style for the New Year, or a disco theme. Nevertheless, everyone will cherish your uniqueness! Uni: You've been on the go for a while. Stay active, but take the stop-and-smell-the-roses route. You may be rewarded with a new friend. Grarrl: Changes have been happening, drastically? Well, if you want to stop them, try, but you're not going to succeed in anything at all. You might as well get used to them. Aisha: Gifts galore! You may have gotten great ones but you might be spending a little too much time playing with them instead of working in the steady path you've been on. The New Year is almost here, and try to make the best out of it. Gelert: Getting a little too proud of yourself? Maybe more than you really are? Loosen up, and maybe more people will like you for what you really are. Try it and see, a little reward may come out of nowhere. Chia: Just because Christmas is over doesn't mean you should stop giving and being a nice little pet. Keep your good attitude up and other things will go "up" also. Wocky: Some one around you may not be as honest as you think. Be careful of what you do, and don't fall into one of those "traps." Fuzio: You fluffy fur ball. Take good advantage of your skill, and nothing else. If you do, all peeps around you are sure to like you more. Grundo: "Life is uncertain, eat dessert first" is not always true. Try a better concept than what you doing right now. Zafara: Hey, it looks like someone is adoring your beautiful looks, take it as a new years gift. Play it right and it could turn out great! Peophin: Spend some extra time with your friends, it looks like something is bothering them. The reward, of course, is a friend that's feeling better because you care. Acara: What could you ever want, with all those gifts smothering you. Set aside your gifts to find out what's bothering you so you can fix it and feel better in time for the new year. Elephante: Someone bothering you? Forget them and move on with your happy life. Seems that you're not content with what you have. Figure out what it is, and try to fix it. Jetsam: Set aside your dirty deeds and bring in lots of good ones. Remember, good deeds count extra in the holidays! Quiggle: Don't you realize the luxury you have. Stop asking for more, more, more. Start giving more, more, more. You'll be more proud of yourself that way. Kiko: Feeling bored? Throw a big bash, and maybe your problems will be solved. Hey it is better to do it with your friends, "the more the merrier!" Tuskaninny: Something feelin' a little fishy? Find out what it is, but you might not like it too much. Tatsu: Maybe you're spending your NP a little too fast. "You should always stash some money for a rainy day." Poogle: Don't start taking advantage of those cute looks you have, some peeps are seeing through it. Beware, and make better choices, to go back on the good side of the road. Bruce: Going through the holidays is no excuse for eating too much. Resist all those goody treats and stay on the nice trim side. Blumaroo: Feel like being mean to all those mean peeps? Bring out your nice side like you've always been, after you find another way to get back at them. Mynci: Feel like a monkey? Then be a monkey! Feel like a dog, then be a dog! Feel like jumping for joy, for no reason? Then jump for joy for no reason! Do what ever you want to do, it's great isn't it? Techo: Your skills, that used to be the best, are weakening? Well, bring it up, you should work extra hard, both for the battle dome and as a new year's resolution. Cybunny: Your lagging behind at whatever it is. Try to fix it, but you may not get the results you want. Don't stay at high hopes, because it's gonna feel even worse when you're let down. Buzz: Buzzzzzzzz…….. well that's one pet that's getting excited about the new year! Thinking about all those things that could happen? Maybe you should take time to think of all those old memories too. Flotsam: Getting mad because your "friends" aren't listening? Well do something about it! Or desert them and find better ones. Lenny: You should watch yourself and your chicken legs. You have been warned. Koi: May your happy spirits lift you even higher! Your cute little self, no wonder why everyone loves you. But beware, for darkness may lurk in even the brightest places. Moehog: What other pets say is not as important as what you think. Raise your self-confidence by doing things you're good at. Try your best, and you'll always be a winner! by chocco1 This is a new, amazingly accurate article that any pet in Neopia may rely on to know what friends they should and should not make, and what is going on in their life right now! Believe... this is TRUE! Nimmo: Good Days: 13th and 21st Uni: Good Days: 1st and 2nd Lupe: Good days: 22nd and 30th Zafara: Good Days: 3rd and 14th Cybunny: Good Days: 1st and 30th Gelert: Good Days: 17th and 29th Quiggle: Good Days: 6th and 14th Chia: Good Days: 2nd and 7th Kougras: Good Days: 9th and 13th Bruce: by MooingChicken |
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