1. When the store opens, you rush inside and buy all the popular things
before they’re sold out.
2. At the pet store you ask an employee if they have any Kacheeks or
3. At night you dream about finding rare items.
4. For breakfast you ask for a scrambled rainbow vanilla Negg.
5. You change the lock on your door at least once a week, so you won’t
6. You ask a policeman the way to the Battledome.
7. You always look for faeries and try to bless your own real life pet.
8. You ask your mom, “Mom, can I buy our pet a pet?”
9. You call your cat Kougra.
10. You try to paint your dog rainbow.