More Signs That You Are Playing NeoPets Too Much

by tenel_ka

1. When the store opens, you rush inside and buy all the popular things before they’re sold out.

2. At the pet store you ask an employee if they have any Kacheeks or Warfs.

3. At night you dream about finding rare items.

4. For breakfast you ask for a scrambled rainbow vanilla Negg.

5. You change the lock on your door at least once a week, so you won’t get “hacked”.

6. You ask a policeman the way to the Battledome.

7. You always look for faeries and try to bless your own real life pet.

8. You ask your mom, “Mom, can I buy our pet a pet?”

9. You call your cat Kougra.

10. You try to paint your dog rainbow.