1. You accidentally call your
2. You could have sworn you
saw a Bruce at the Burger King drive-through window.
3. At a shop, you bring your
gum to the owner and try to haggle for a lower price.
4. Once, you tried to paint
your cat blue.
5. After buying something,
you received your change and said "What's this...I want NP!"
6. When you walk into an empty
room you yell, "Stupid database!"
7. You know each person on
the NeoPets staff's name, age, and address.
8. You have nightmares about
Balthazar coming to get you.
9. You are going to dress up
as the Swamp Ghoul for Halloween.
10. When you rode a horse,
you called it "Legacy."
11. After going fishing you
said, "I'm so disappointed...I didn't catch one Koi!"
12. You boast that your pet
hamster is at level 15.
13. Once, you got in trouble
for trying to sing the "Neopian National Anthem."
14. You suddenly despise sloths.
15. Before you went on your
vacation to Hawaii, you complained that you didn't have enough totems.