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More Signs You Might Be Playing NeoPets too much

by shadowfox123

 

1. You accidentally call your dog "Gelert."
2. You could have sworn you saw a Bruce at the Burger King drive-through window.
3. At a shop, you bring your gum to the owner and try to haggle for a lower price.
4. Once, you tried to paint your cat blue.
5. After buying something, you received your change and said "What's this...I want NP!"
6. When you walk into an empty room you yell, "Stupid database!"
7. You know each person on the NeoPets staff's name, age, and address.
8. You have nightmares about Balthazar coming to get you.
9. You are going to dress up as the Swamp Ghoul for Halloween.
10. When you rode a horse, you called it "Legacy."
11. After going fishing you said, "I'm so disappointed...I didn't catch one Koi!"
12. You boast that your pet hamster is at level 15.
13. Once, you got in trouble for trying to sing the "Neopian National Anthem."
14. You suddenly despise sloths.
15. Before you went on your vacation to Hawaii, you complained that you didn't have enough totems.