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14 Signs You Are Playing Too Much NeoPets by cellophane_girl |
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1. You add the prefix “Neo" to everything. As in “I am going to sit down at my Neodesk and get on the Neonet to play NeoPets.” 2. Your mom asks you what you want for breakfast and you reply “Neocrunch cereal and scrambled Neggs." 3. You confuse the guy at the hardware store when you ask him if he has any magical paintbrushes for sale. 4. When going to ask your boss for a raise you spend hours making charts and graphs to help you explain how you need more money due to Neopian inflation. 5. You are always on the look out for bags of money someone could have carelessly dropped. 6. You get upset when your teacher tells you that you cannot do a book report on curious Korbats. 7. When going shopping you stand outside the door of the store until it opens, then you make a mad dash for the most popular item fearing it will be sold out in mere seconds. 8. You spend hours turning over rocks, hoping you might find a codestone or two. 9. You refer to your NeoPets as “your family” and if one gets sick you feel an overwhelming guilt. 10. You can’t even remember what you used the computer for before there was NeoPets. 11. Your Christmas list looks like this: Faeries 12. Your best friend calls to see what you are doing and you say “shhhh!!!! Can’t talk now…doing quest for the Faerie Queen.” And hang up. Then thinking it over, you decide to unplug the phone. 13. When someone gives you a present you immediately run and lock it in a safe to keep it away from ghost and other mean things that might want to steal it. 14. When transferring to a new school, you ask the guidance counselor if they have a Gormball team at the school.
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