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20th and 21st July
- This is the last weekend to participate in Scores Galore! Don't forget to visit the Games Room this weekend and play all your favourite games. You can send your scores up to five times a day until the 22nd! :)
- Wait, the artists are where? Comic-Con? What? ...Oh, I see. *clears throat* Well, everyone, unfortunately our artists decided to run away on vacation for the weekend. Since artists usually do things such as drawing items that appear on our news, we are in a bit of trouble. Luckily, we asked for some volunteers that can almost sort of draw. So hooray for saving the news once again! (Yeah, good job, Content Team! Whoo hoo!)
- First we have a fine collection of items for the Battle Magic shop... Wow, these are really awful. Our volunteers must have been feeling quite hungry. Or ill... or both. :(
- Let's forget about those items for a minute and take a look at the Random Contest! Good luck to all the entrants to the next competition, and congratulations to last week's winners.
- If those weapons made you hungry (probably not), there is some actual food at the Neopian Fresh Foods for you to purchase! At least, we think it's food, anyway...
- Oh hey, the Beauty Contest! The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin. Head on over and vote for your favourite. You can also take a look at the three winners of the last round! Congratulations to Corsero, Bessian, and Eikoi!
- If you've never wondered about How to Draw a Piece of Wool, then you will probably be very disappointed in the latest How to Draw. :(
- Oh look, a whole Art Gallery full of horrible things submitted by staff members. *cries*
- Hey, at least the newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! (And with actual artwork, too!) Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Conversing With Armin the Small and The Reason You Don't Poke Drugals.
- Just in case you didn't get your fill of awful things... Here is a gross new Background to go with your gross new items.
- If you ever wanted to purchase atrocities at the NC Mall, here is your chance! These ugly items are now available for a very (very) low price.
- U.S. players: How'd you do in the last round of our sponsor Sony's The Smurfs 2 Banish the Naughties Community Challenge?! Collect your prize(s) and then keep playing Smurfette's Clean Up Mission and Whack-A-Naughty! Smurfrific!
- Do you remember the Faeries' Ruin? The Neopian Post Office has new stamps that might jog your memory if you don't! :)
- The Poems page has been updated with such works as 'The Battledome Champion' and 'Ode To The Thieves Guild Apprentice'.
- Who knew you could find an 'Enchanted Faerie Cottage' in Neopia Central? This lovely Neohomes Spotlight winning residence is owned by bebek_klara.
- There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Zargrold Plushie. 662 people guessed correctly, earning them 3,022 NP each.
- You won't need to go into the deepest reaches of the forest to find this Ilere doll, but you will have to find a certain hidden shop somewhere in Faerieland...
- Misty the Faellie has won the Petpet Spotlight this week!
- Tired of all the same old images? Good news! There is a brand new collection of awesome images to see at the Art Gallery.
17th July - Kiko Day
- Don't forget to send your game scores up to five times a day! Scores Galore is here until the 22nd. All you need to do is visit the Games Room and start playing!
- Oh, dear. Is it about to rain? This is a cloud that will follow you around no matter what the weather looks like. You can find this new wearable at the Ugga Shinies shop.
It's always overcast for me...
- A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was Half Price Day. 3316 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 1207 NP each.
- Welcome to 'Eibme's sweets garden', which is the name of luwrina's Site Spotlight winning Pet Page!
- This week's PPL award has been given to the Blue Gabar. Well done Everest, Sprout, Winston, Harold, and all the others.
- Looks like there are '3 Doors, 1 Way.' This is also the name of the cave by chlo26, which has won Kreludor Cave Of The Week!
- If you've been dilgently practicing flinging Neocola cans with the aid of a giant slingshot, then count yourself ahead of the curve for getting the newest avatar!
- Eamann is this week's Better Than You challenger! Can you beat his high score for Smug Bug Smite?
- The NC Mall's 6th birthday celebration continues! Visit the NC Mall to claim your FREE Second NC Mall Sixth Birthday Goodie Bag! Something tells us you'll receive an extra special six-rific surprise. ;) What could it be?
- Happy Kiko Day! Kikos can celebrate by becoming Grey at the Rainbow Pool... Oh, dear. Also, the lab ray has been changing some Kikos Jelly recently, so watch out!
- Raining_iilesfor is celebrating Kiko Day on their lookup! This great design has also earned them the title for User Lookup of the Week!
- Laniesma's gallery, "Animation Station", has won the Gallery Spotlight this week!
- The Kiko Lake Treats shop now has grape and lemon flavoured Kiko taffies up for sale. Mmm, tasty!
- 'Pros And Cons Of Life As A Garlic Kiko', 'The Order's Kiko Wizard', and more Kiko Poems are up for your enjoyment.
- The Kiko in this week's Caption Contest image is showing his Darblat friend how to have fun at Kiko Lake!
- There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Bagatelle. 542 people guessed correctly, earning them 3,691 NP each.
- Please make sure to visit the Art Gallery today to admire all the wonderful Kiko-themed images that are up on display!
- Cap'n Threelegs is offering free trainings to Kikos that visit him on Kiko Day.
- The Clothing Shop has two new outfits for Kikos to wear.
- U.S. Residents: The $25 Monkey Quest Nickelodeon Game Card is on sale at GameStop®! You can get $5 off starting now until Sunday, August 4th!
- Pick up an Air Faerie Mug or Earth Faerie Mug for your tea or coffee at the Neopian Gift Shop!
- This week's new Story Telling beginning was sent in by dr_tomoe.
"Are there any other challengers?" Zenco asked aloud. There was a small crowd of Neopians gathered around him. Once he issued the challenge, they all averted their eyes and shuffled their feet. No one spoke up.
"I suppose that's it for today, then..."
- If you visit the Petpet Puddle with the appropriate paint brush, you can have your Surzard painted Electric, or your Mazzew painted Stealthy!
- Phonesy the Kiko has won the Pet Spotlight this week!
- Congratulations go out to Ruvyra and HauteMess! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!
- The Poems page has been updated with titles such as 'Inflation, Good Or Bad?' and 'The Escaped Pixel'.
- A new Secret Meepit 'Stache blueprint has arrived. What type of weather will you encounter with the latest scheme, Blueprint #W3R? Grab a Secret Meepit 'Stache plan pack to win exclusive weather-themed prizes! To enhance your game you can even use power-ups. Don't forget your umbrella!
Holly Holiday Cracker Gram
Green Velvet Skirt
Lovely Red Suit