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3rd and 4th November - Slorg Day

  • Happy Slorg Day! Slorgs are now available in Water and Eventide at the Petpet Puddle!

  • A new Random Contest has begun! Good luck to all the entrants, and congratulations to last week's winners.

  • YUCK! An army of Slorgs must have just gone by because there is Slorg slime about! You can visit the Neopian Gift Shop to mop it all up or display it with pride.


    Well, I like it!

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite. You can also take a look at the three winners of the last round! Congratulations to Exhilibrant, PrincessAlleria, and Churi!

  • If you love your meat and potatoes, there is plenty at Merifoods! These new items are shaped just like Slorgs in celebration of Slorg Day, as well!

  • The Poems page has been updated with such titles as 'Home For Socialized Slorgs' and 'Always Use The Right Weapon'.

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like The Very Long Vacation of Dr. Wilbur and Like Clockwork.

  • Don't forget to visit the Art Gallery this weekend to discover all the lovely Slorg works that have been submitted to us.

  • U.S. Users: Don't forget play our sponsor Honey Maid Grahamfuls' Build Your Dream Racer game! (It's easy Neopoints *wink*.) Get racing!

2nd November

  • Psst! If you haven't completed Masks of Dread yet, your worries are over! Saskia has decided to stay until midnight NST this Sunday, so you have until then to solve the mystery behind all these Nox appearances!

  • Kauvara's Magic Shop is now selling a potion that will turn you stealthy and into a strawberry! (Not both, though.)

  • The Poems page has been updated with such works as 'Haiku Ballad Of Bilge Dice' and 'Thoughts Of The Esophagor'!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was The Coffee Cave Shopkeeper. 16 people guessed correctly, earning them 125,000 NP each.

  • This week's Neohomes Spotlight winner is suzie_b_1 for their Neohome in Kiko Lake, which we hear is up for rent!

  • We heard these latest foods are stocked in a place called the Jelly Foods shop... But that doesn't sound right, does it? This shop can't possibly exist!

  • Bob the Plushie Warf has won the Petpet Spotlight this week!

  • We hope you like today's selection of images in the Art Gallery!

  • A new NC Collectible is here, and it's certainly mysterious! With Nabile's Collector's Veil, you can look just like Nabile when she was part of the Desert Scarabs! This 4th NC Collectible from the Daring Duos Collection will only be available at the NC Mall for a limited time.

1st November

  • Habitarium players, we have news for you! Starting tonight, our maintenance P3s will take down the Habitarium from 2 AM to 4 AM NST. This maintenance will be permanent and daily so please don't panic if your Habitarium goes down during this window!

  • These Khamette and Seti shaped bottles are actually cures for common ailments! If you are feeling a little out of sorts, a trip to the Lost Desert Medicine shop might be necessary.

  • 'The Treasure Caverns', by r4inbows, is the winning Kreludor Cave Of The Week!

  • This week's lucky Site Spotlight winner is kreepyjess for their Petpage, 'I Hate Edna Fan Club'!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Halloween Faellie. Well done Sukie, Angel, Hades, Prada, and all the others.

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was He used the water from the pitcher. 2725 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 1468 NP each.

  • You can never have enough dark eyeshadow or lipstick during the month of Collecting! You can get these latest makeup colours from the Grooming Parlour!

  • The Esophagor thinks he is Better Than You... and if you disagree, you might just be turned into a snack!

  • U.S. users: Have you played our sponsor Orajel's Memory Match game? Match up the items for easy Neopoints! Test your memory now!

31st October - All Hallows' Eve

  • If you are lucky enough to snag the latest goodie bag at the Toy Shop, don't forget to take a peek inside! There are quite a few new spooky prizes for you to enjoy! :)

  • How will you sleep tonight after reading Poems with titles such as 'Sophie's Horrible Halloween Brew' and 'The Fearful Fairgrounds'?!

  • Nienkju's lookup, 'Happy Halloween!', has won User Lookup of the Week!

  • This week's Gallery Spotlight winner is bubble_gum_girl182 for their Haunted Woods themed gallery!

  • Oh no! Watch your blood, it's a vampire! He claims that he is just a Pteri that got painted Halloween at the Rainbow Pool. We're not sure though because vampires are known for their lies.

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Governor's Mansion. One clever person guessed correctly, earning them 2,000,000 NP!!!

  • We created this week's new Caption Contest image using things on Viola's desk. *shudder*

  • Nuks and Patamoose can now put on their Halloween costumes at the Petpet Puddle!

  • The Art Gallery has a new section of spooky Halloween themed images for you to shiver at!

  • Today your LAST CHANCE to find ghoulish tricks for treats with Edolie's Phantastic Finds! Visit Phantastic Finds and help Edolie search for her treasures (she's too scared to do it herself). To start your search, arm yourself with a Phantastic Finds Spooky Magnifying Glass and start looking around! As a reward for helping out, you'll receive an exclusive spooky NC item prize. Get your Magnifying Glasses before it's too late!

30th October

  • The Haunted Faire has been getting rather busy as Halloween approaches! If you haven't completed Saskia's Masks of Dread quests yet, now would be a great time to catch up. If you have a Ornate Coffin Satchel, you can bring it with you for extra NC prizes!

  • Take a few cautious steps into this haunted laboratory... if you DARE! *cackle* This background is now available at the Mystical Surroundings shop. Purchase it, well, also if you dare.


    I must fetch ingredients for Master!

  • This week's brand new Story Telling beginning was sent in by secant!

    Gareth crossed his arms and growled, 'Who are you calling a scaredy-Meowclops? I'm up for ringing the doorbell.'

    Nate looked behind them. They were the only ones on the path. Walking back alone didn't appeal to him. 'I--I'm up for it, too,' he managed to squeak...

  • There are two new weapons you can choose from at the Haunted Weaponry!

  • Parola the Kacheek has won the Pet Spotlight this week!

  • Congratulations go out to Troya10 and Feyd! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • Start off the week with suchs Poems titles as 'Phantastic, Yet Haunted' and 'Broken Heart Pendant'!

  • Ahhhh! What are those?! Oh phew, it's just the new MME! What sort of spookiness will unfold with the Magical Shrunken Heads MME? You can only find out at the NC Mall!

 
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