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14th, 15th, and 16th January - Sloth Appreciation Day
- Monday is a holiday here in the USA so there will be no news, but we promise to have more of your favourite news on Tuesday! Have a great weekend!
- The votes are coming in for the Fourth Annual Neopies and the final results of the first category will be revealed tomorrow! Make sure you let your voice be heard and take a look at the remaining categories that are already up for your vote. There will be a brand new category every day so don't forget to check back!
- Today is a special day dedicated to all things Dr. Sloth. We celebrate this day
in hopes that it will keep him from attacking us again with his Evil Sloth Clone Army because he is wonderful.
- NOTICE - In order to properly celebrate Sloth Day this weekend, Dr. Sloth has informed us that he will be taking down the site for around three hours starting at 11:00 PM NST this Sunday (the 15th). Our database Myncis will try to use the time to also do some maintenance work. Who said Sloth only served an evil purpose?
- We don't know how the latest wearable from the Neopian Gift Shop could possibly have anything to do with Dr. Sloth, ever.
- The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.
- Dr. Sloth's extra powerful super special armour is now up for sale at some hidden place in Faerieland we never know how to get to... *scratches head*
- Today's Poems page is full of works such as 'Who Doesn't Heart Sloth' and 'The Doctor Is In' to help celebrate all things Dr. Sloth.
- The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Top 10 Most Wanted Random Events and The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. Sloth.
- Ahh, these remarkable instruments from the Neopian Music Shop are sure to bring sounds to your ears that are almost akin to music.
- Today's Art Gallery page has been overrun by Sloth minions, I mean... FANS! Long live Dr. Sloth!
- All-new Superpack! Blend into the darkness with the Midnight Frost Superpack featuring a background, dress, and orb for some winter magic! Available now at the NC Mall!
- The latest snowy wearable is now available for purchase at the Neopian Gift Shop.
Look at all that snow!
- There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Neowart Fungus. 77 people guessed correctly, earning them 25,975 NP each.
- This week's Neohomes Spotlight winner is aislinara for their lovely Neohome in the Lost Desert.
- The Poems page has been updated with titles such as 'The Neopies Are Here!' and 'Healthy Foods For Neopia'!
- The Toy Shop now makes Neopets out of balloons! Can you guess which ones these are? :)
- Ark the Christmas Arkmite has won the Petpet Spotlight this week.
- There is a new Art Gallery page available with images for you to admire!
- NC MALL BACKGROUNDS SALE! Starting this Friday, January 13 through Sunday, January 15 get 50% off ALL NC backgrounds. Hurry, this sale is only available for a limited time. Happy Shopping!
11th January - Festival of Buzz
- Looks like the Neopian Health Foods shopkeeper is off to a healthy start this year with a brand new look! Please make sure to stop on by when you are in Neopia Central!
You can also buy some nice, healthy food from my shop!
- This week's PPL award has been given to the Quintilc. Well done Firebird, Origami, Quentin, Papercut, and all the others.
- A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was 3. 5925 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 676 NP each.
- King Roo is this week's Better Than You contestant! You may just have a chance of winning against him - as long as his game of choice isn't Dice-A-Roo! ;)
- If you decide to visit the Neopian Health Foods shop today, you will also be able to see the latest new items that are in stock!
- Megalophobia's level, 'Follow Your Heart', has won the mention for Kreludor Cave Of The Week!
- All-New JubJub Power Bounce items! Bounce your way to winning exclusive winter-themed items! If you're really lucky, you can even win a bonus item! JubJub Power Bounce will be available for a limited time. Visit the NC Mall to purchase your tokens today!
- Step into the Moltaran Books shop for the latest guides to fish mining and Moltaran homes!
- The Poems page has been updated with such titles as 'Eventide' and 'My Neohome'!
- Congratulations go out to Azaarial and Neheti! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!
- Dr_tomoe has sent in a brand new Story Telling beginning for us!
"Thank you, thank you," I said to the audience, "We're the Plushie Tycoons, and that was our hit song 'Rare Gems.' Thank you, you've been a lovely audience!"
There was no applause, no cheering, nothing...
- You can now visit the Petpet Puddle with the appropriate Petpet Paint Brush to have your Manjeer painted Royal or your Quilin painted Maractite!
- x_plushieh_x the Buzz has won the Pet Spotlight this week.
- Bigsby is back with an all-new Rainbow Wonderclaw machine! Play now for all new Rainbow-themed NC item prizes! Drop in a Widget and grab your prize! To enhance your game use Power-Ups to upgrade your prizes! Also... *cough* we announced last week that the Fire machine was retiring, when we really meant the Patchwork machine. (The Fire machine was already retired previously.) This was actually a test to see which of you were actually reading the news... *shifty eyes*. Widget Packs are available now in the NC Mall!