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20th and 21st August - Annual Usuki Doll Convention

  • You might have to wait in an incredibly long line to get to the Toy Shop, but it will be worth it just for the chance to pick up this year's Usukicon Goodie Bag!

  • There is no day Lawyerbot looks forward to more than the day of Usukicon! You can see his latest Usuki-themed poem (that he spent a whole 2.89 seconds on) at Lawyerbot's Poems Page!

  • Open Beta! - If you are longing for adventure, today is your lucky day! Good thing your father left you his shop! Treasure Keepers is an all new game in open beta. Explore the sewers, secret tunnels, and even the lovely palace gardens and pick up all sorts of treasure to sell in your shop. (We really recommend the sewers, though, if you can brave the smell.) Get there before your friends do and level up first! ;)

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like How to Make Your Neopet a Princess and Enough Adventure for One Day.

  • Don't forget to stop by the Poems page today to admire all the Usuki poems, including such works as 'Lawyerbot And His Usukis' and 'Usukicon Mania'!

  • The latest collectable Usukis have been revealed at Usukiland! We heard that these two Usukis were based off of the two greatest Usuki fans of all time. Do you know who they are?

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.

  • The images in the latest Art Gallery page are all about Usukis, of course! We hope you like today's selection - it has been approved by a panel of rabid Usuki fans.

  • LAST CHANCE! This weekend is your last chance to join us for an extended holiday in our latest two-stage MiniMME (Mini Mysterious Morphing Experiment). Hurry in to the NC Mall to get your MiniMME today! What will your item morph into? Find out by visiting the NC Mall!

19th August

  • Take a look at the latest exciting tales that are available through two new books that have appeared in the Faerieland Bookshop!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Blorpulous. 54 people guessed correctly, earning them 37,038 NP each.

  • This week's Neohomes Spotlight winner is blizzardinsummer for their wonderful neohome located in Krawk Island. We're so glad Krawk Island is back so you can go visit them! (Say hello to Bug Eye McGee for us while you are there!)

  • We have a brand new Petpet Spotlight winner today! Congratulations to Astron the Starry Krawk!

  • We heard rumours that Dr. Sloth was stranded on Mystery Island once. They say he didn't realize the island was inhabited and spent many weeks talking to a Red Bouncy Ball he named Bob. The latest stamp in the Grundo Reeducation Center auction could be connected to this very rumour, or it could all just be a coincidence... In which case, the story we just told you makes no sense whatsoever and should probably be ignored. Yay Island Grarrls!

  • Check out the latest page of Poems, with titles such as 'Dung Everywhere!' and 'The Somber Tale of the Unforgiving Tomb'!

  • The Wonderous Weaponry shop has two very dangerous looking battledome items in store for you!

  • Another brand new page of Art Gallery images is up! We hope you enjoy looking through them as much as we did! :)

  • LAST CHANCE! This Sunday is your last chance to roll your way to winning exclusive Blumaroll prizes! If you're really lucky, you can even win a bonus item! Hurry in to the NC Mall today to get your Blumaroll Dice Packs before it's too late! Visit the NC Mall!

18th August - Meerca Day

  • Time for a Meerca Day celebration! The Meerca now comes in Relic and Skunk at the Rainbow Pool!

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was 916. 5359 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 374 NP each.

  • Is Zenco the Magnificent really Better Than You? There is only one way to find out! Challenge him, of course!

  • The Kreludor Cave Of The Week winner is tororod for their level, 'The Treasure Cave'!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Maraquan Babyca. Well done Booboo, Flounder, Aqua, Maraby, and all the others.

  • With titles like 'A Meerca Goalie', 'Magical Meerca Motion', how can you not know it's Meerca Day? Head on over to the Poems page to read them all! :)

  • The latest new items from Plushie Palace are a pair of plushies just in time for Meerca Day!

  • Cap'n Threelegs is happy to announce that he will be giving away free training to all Meercas on their day!

  • Don't forget to visit the Art Gallery today as they are having a Meerca special!

  • The Clothing Shop has a lot to offer the Meerca today!

    Time to get to work!

  • Only a few days left to play our sponsor Spy Kids: All the Time in the World's Fast Eye game! Use your robotic dog paw to help locate and capture all of the bad guys! Play now!

17th August

  • The Grooming Parlour has a couple of very fragrant new items up for sale! These items are made of all natural dung! No artificial dung was added in these products.

  • Jakeysmiles' super impressive gallery, 'Usukiland Too', has won the Gallery Spotlight this week!

  • Amitybelle must be a big fan of Usukis, which also happens to be the name of her winning User Lookup of the Week!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Gelert Paw Print Fun Image. Two people guessed correctly, earning them a whopping 1,000,000 NP each!!!

  • It looks like Lawyerbot is getting ready for a celebration at Usukicon in the latest Caption Contest image!

  • Can you find the latest Smilies that have been added for use on the Neoboards?

  • Images galore! A brand new page is up for you to view in the Art Gallery!

  • JubJub Power Bounce is back! Bounce your way to winning exclusive summer themed items. If you're really lucky, you can even win a bonus item! JubJub Power Bounce will be available for a limited time. Visit the NC Mall to purchase your tokens today!

16th August

  • Light up your life or even just a small room with the latest lamps from Lampwyck's Lights Fantastic!

  • Larghezza the Carrot Chia has won this week's Pet Spotlight!

  • A new Story Telling beginning by pixflix is up!

    "That's it!" Sloth Usuki cried out, jumping up onto the high shelf so that we could all see him. "We'll run away! Tonight, when the shopkeeper closes up shop and goes home!"

  • Congratulations go out to Cloece and Kaitoe! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • Something has happened! A brand new page of Poems have appeared, containing such works as 'Treasure Keeper' and 'Release the Krawken'!

  • Dealing with a growling stomach? Make a trip to The Crumpetmonger to purchase one of these tasty new pastries!

  • U.S. players: Our sponsor Capri Sun's Disrespectoid Simon needs your help! He was practicing his latest tune and managed to blow up his Band Room, leaving instruments and equipment strewn about Neopia. Can you scour the site and help return everything back to his Band Room? Neopoints and an exclusive virtual item await those who can find all 8 missing pieces! Check it out!

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