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21st and 22nd August

  • Urghhhhh... A new Petpet Paint Brush has been discovered... *lurch* Zombieeeeee!


    Paint Brush wants...braiiinnnnns!

  • Eek!!! Looks like these Petpets were bitten by the Zombie Petpet Paint Brush! You couldn't possibly want more of these monstrocities! (If you do though, you can now paint them at the Petpet Puddle. *cough*)

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like How to Befriend a Villain: Meuka and In the Name of Science.

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.

  • Oh, and now that we are safe from the Zombie Petpets above, we wanted to announce the release of a perfectly normal NEW Petpet, as well. :) Visit Fanciful Fauna if you want to make friends with the little guy!

  • Test your memory in our Nanny McPhee Returns sponsor game Topsey Turvey Pairs. How many pairs can you match? Play Now!

20th August - Annual Usuki Doll Convention

  • Do not be alarmed when you visit Usukiland for our grand Annual Usuki Doll Convention! The shop has undergone some major construction and may be virtually unrecognisable now! Actually, no... It's still full up with Usukis. Of course you'll know where you are! ;)


    These Usukis are MINE! All right, you may buy ONE if you are nice...

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Haunted Woods 1.13 WC Piece. 1,516 people guessed correctly, earning them 1,320 NP each.

  • A special Y12 goodie bag is now available to all convention attendees! Before you leave, don't forget to stop by the Toy Shop for a chance to purchase this bag! What will you find inside?

  • Are these Usuki Poems? Of course they are! How can you not read them with titles such as 'Limited Edition' and 'All the Rage'??

  • Today's Caption Contest is just too much Usuki! We cannot bear it!

  • This week's Petpet Spotlight goes to Ayallaneya. The only way it could have been a better Petpet was if it had been made out of Usukis.

  • A new Random Contest has begun! Good luck to all the entrants, and congratulations to last week's winners.

  • For those who cannot make it to Usukiland, here are some free Art Gallery handouts!

  • Our latest Neohomes Spotlight winner is zeltarober. We can tell they are an Usuki fan as their home has nothing to do with Usukis... Perhaps you should suggest adding this feature to them when you visit them in Darigan Citadel? ;)

  • While you are visiting Usukiland (we know some of you were lining up since last week), why not pick up one of our brand new Usuki dolls?

  • Mr. Six and Little Six have tallied team's flags in our sponsor's Six Flags of Fun Competition and currently in first place is...... TEAM PURPLE! Yellow and Blue aren't far behind and the competition isn't over yet, so join a team today and start collecting flags! Click here to visit the Six Flags virtual park on Neopets!

  • The Great Mystery Capsule Adventure Continues...! Join the Adventure with the all new Maraqua Mystery Capsule. Purchase and open Mystery Capsules for your chance at exclusive Bonus NC item prizes! Also available is the Maraqua Mystery Capsule 20-Bundle. This bundle pack includes 21 Maraqua Mystery Capsules for the price of 20! Start your Adventure at the NC Mall!

  • Lawyerbot was waiting all year for this special day. He even wrote a poem to show his love for all things Usuki. Here it is!

    snarkie Attack

    Usuki dolls I love to amass
    My collection was really first class
    Then snarkie did defile
    My Usukis with bile
    And now they all smell of her gas

19th August

  • If you've been waiting for a Plushie Tonu or Island Chomby Morphing Potion, today is the day! Visit the Magic Shop and ask Kauvara for her latest wares! :)

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was 3943. 5 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 400,000 NP each! Yeah!

  • This week's Better Than You challenger is Lucie! You may want to run away instead of attempting to beat her score. She might try to talk your ear off!

  • Our Pirate Cave Of The Week title goes to none other than... *drumroll* ...Uh, err... where is that paper? Oh, here it is! Ehem! Hoorah, x_gabo32! Their winning level is Friend_or_Foe!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Crocalu. Well done Lucas, Walken, BoyGodzilla, Renshaw, and all the others.

  • If you ever thought of going to the Haunted Woods or Krawk Island, these brochures could help you make up your mind! *sigh* Who are we kidding? We've all been there! It is just that Neovia is behind the times and they thought it would be a novel idea to release these items. Please visit the Neovian Printing Press to keep them in business...

  • This weekend is your last chance to get the Mysterious Morphing Experiment at the NC Mall! (Mallard Arm Floaties today, ??? tomorrow)! Get yours now and watch it morph! Visit the NC Mall!

18th August - Meerca Day

  • You can now paint your Meerca Silver and Jelly at the Rainbow Pool!

  • Cap'n Threelegs is ready for a whole day of free training for all Meercas! :)

  • Our User Lookup of the Week goes to none other than handella! Perfect for Meerca Day!

  • This week's Gallery Spotlight winner is birkengal. We had so much fun looking at 'Sleep to Dream' that we had to share!

  • Celebrate Meercas the proper way by browsing through these images in the Art Gallery!

  • Of course, we did not think Meerca Day would be complete without some Poems! 'A Meerca Day Caution', 'Ghostlike', and many others await you!

  • These adorable little Meerca plushies are waiting for you at the Toy Shop!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Meridell Petpets Screensaver. 1,839 people guessed correctly, earning them 1,088 NP each.

  • A pair of delightful outfits are available for your Meerca at the Clothing Shop!






    Up next is a magic trick that puts you to sleep!

  • Our sponsor Kraft Capri Sun's Disrespectoids Clubhouse Prize Shop is now open! How many Experience Points did you get? Which prizes have you claimed? Check it out!

17th August

  • It looks like the Curled Blonde Wig is the latest on the list of items to become wearable! :) Try it out on all your Neopets!


    But I am not a girl!

  • We have a brand new Story Telling entry to start with! You will find a sample of _razcalz_'s chapter, below:

    The following compilation was pieced together by yours truly based on the word of all traceable witnesses of the events of the 7th day of Hiding, year 12. Together, it establishes the framework of an extraordinary story that began on an ordinary evening, as its characters converged in the setting of Roo Island.

  • Congratulations go out to ierdo5 and MasterHyacinthe! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • Today's Pet Spotlight page belongs to none other than Telecte! Great work, danielleplicka!

  • The latest Caption Contest image just makes you want to relax... *yawn*

  • In need of a good pick-me-up this week? Poems such as 'A Plushie Jetsam Sock Puppet Performance' and 'The Travelling Hissi' would be great for this purpose!

  • How cute! The Naleap can now be painted Yellow and Cloud at the Petpet Puddle!

 
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