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13th and 14th January - Sloth Appreciation Day!
11th January - Festival of Buzz
- The Neopets Team has the day off on Monday, so there will be no new features until Tuesday. See you then!
*static* A day off?! No wonder nothing ever gets done around here!
While they're gone, it's my turn to run Neopia!
- I decree a new Random Contest has begun! You don't stand a chance on this new contest, but some of the previous entries were quite tasty.
- Only Neopets that are supremely lucky will ever know the true secret behind my good looks.
- Neocola is the best beverage ever with the most agressive marketing plan, so you should definitely visit the Neocola Machine.
- The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released, if you like that sort of thing. Reading! Bah!
- While you are visiting the Space Station, you should check out our wonderful Food that is not harmful in any way.
- This week's Neoadventure Spotlight goes to almaya0 for The Lost Tower.
"Kerione flipped through his book on mysterious places of the world. He had waited forever to find this in the bookshop and now that he had it he wasn't going to put it down. He loved stories like these, especially if they turned out to be true, and while this book contained many legends it also had a few true stories as well..."
- What? No of course I didn't have anything to do with the Dubloon Disaster. *cackle* This is completely coincidental.
- The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Of course, no one is as beautiful as me...
- AHHH... I knew I had drones, I mean fans. They have drawn wonderful pictures of me for the Art Gallery.
- An ode to me... now that would be Poetry.
- WHAT?!? You mean there wasn't a Collectable Card of the best faerie ever?
- Why would crazyqt820 want to enter Faerie Caves Spotlight and win a trophy? Foolish mortal.
- Now these Fun Images are truly wonderful! Add these to your webpages and looks ups NOW, OR PERISH!