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19th November
  • Where did Masila go when she left Galem? What has Kanrik been doing all this time? Find out in the Latest Installment of our Hannah and the Ice Caves story.

  • As if there wasn't enough reason to visit the Deserted Fairground, now you can try your hand at a Coconut Shy!


  • If you check Ebay, you may see this exclusive T-shirt and Plushie Set for sale. The t-shirt and a limited edition Red Scorchio plushie (in a snazzy velvet bag) will only be available from the 15th November to the 15th December.

  • This week's Neohome Spotlight award has been given to Kyra242, proud owner of 36624 Market Square, Neopia Central.

  • There is a new game based on Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events called Are you Wicked?

  • We have made a few changes to our world page and added a new Coming Soon page so you can see everything that is planned in the very near future.

  • Masila has been added to the Gallery of Evil. You will be hearing more from her in the very near future...

  • The first clue for the Guildmasters' Dinner has just been announced.

  • It appears some Neopets are having a Sand Ball fight in this weekend's Caption Contest?!!?

  • Now you can practice fighting in the comfort of your own home with your personal Inflatable Balthazar!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was the Ticket Booth. 698 people guessed the correct answer, winning 2,866 NP each.

  • You can now visit the same medic that Hannah did in the Lost Desert. This kind Cybunny will be selling all kinds of medical supplies and unguents as well as a steady supply of warm blankets for those cold desert nights.


  • Congratulations Monstour the Korbat! You have just won the latest Pet Spotlight award.

  • The 167th issue of the Neopian Times is now out. As next week is rather short because of Thanksgiving, there will not be a new issue next week. To make up for it, the week after will be a special double-sized issue.

  • This adorable Baby Gelert Plushie will go on sale at Limited Too next Saturday. This is a special event piece, so hurry before they all go!

  • The Ghost and Glowing Techos have been revamped.

  • There is now a Purple Ruki (complete with orange spots)

  • As always, a new Beauty Contest is about to begin, be sure you cast your votes!

18th November
  • There are some new ...

    *screen goes blank*

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *screen flickers on*

  • You pathetic fools! You dare cancel MY story for the sake of an USUL?!!? Some scrawny little treasure hunter gets preference over ME?!

    You will forget those ignorant thieves and silly little girl, for I have taken control now!

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Ahhh that's more like it. Think of something fitting to honour me in this new Caption Contest and I may spare your bank accounts from my new experimental bank-account-sludging ray.

  • Buy these superior Plushies! There is the loyal clone #177 (he looks almost as great as me) and my incredible Kreludan Defender. Do you have lasers Hannah? No, I think not!

  • I have given Karenluvs6 this week's Gallery Spotlight award for her rather pleasing shop all about me.

  • If you have taken good care of your Baby Space Fungus, you will be rewarded from the PPL. Well done Eegah!, Evil Toe Fungus, Um......., My brain, Tri-Klops, Crazy Mary, SLOTHISTHEGREATEST and all the others.

  • At last, the Art Gallery has something worthwhile on display!

  • Why have a weak, squishy Bori when you can have a far more efficient and loyal Robot? They never tire, and they never moan when they are hungry. No, on the contrary, a handy warning light simply starts to flash.


    *Sloth is my M..Master*

    Ahh such a fast learner!

  • Stop reading that cutesy rubbish, here are some REAL Books for you to sink your brain into...

  • You fools can try to complete this new Lenny Conundrum. Of course it is far too easy for a super genius like me to even look at. The answer to last week's was Ixi. Miraculously 3,698 of you got it right.

  • If you want a real challenge, why not try to beat me in Better Than You? Of course, you never will, I don't see why we even bothered doing one this week.

  • I have made minor improvements to some of your sickly cute Petpets...

  • Two rather disgusting new banners appear to be live.

  • There is a new page of Testimonials if you are interested in that sort of thing...

  • Spread the word of Sloth with one of these new Neogreetings.

  • Griselda the Gremble has won this week's Petpet Spotlight. How nice.

  • Make your shop look amazing with one of these new Shopkeepers featuring characters from MY plot!

  • Now I can take over your Desktop too! Hmmm, now if only I could think of some way to pop up Virtupets ads automatically.... hmmmm....

  • Now back to my story and where Kreludor all fits in. You see it all began when I was watching from my...

    *crackle*

    Who dares interrupt me?

    *screen turns blank*

  • Err... sorry about that, we are not sure what happened there. Where were we? Oh yes! There are some new foods for you to try. Gargarox has just finished baking four very special varieties of Marshmallow Grundo.

  • This week's Meridell Castle Spotlight winner is 001223445 with their level - Fatal Crisis Chamber. Sounds charming.

  • Have you tried this new game featuring the non-robotic Kangaroo Jack?

  • Ilhs11 is the latest Neoadventure Spotlight winner with their adventure - I NEED a vacation.

    "Oh. Well, it's not been very busy this week. You take a break." "Thanks, Gargarox!" you yell. You run out of the Cafe so fast, you nearly bump into Doctor Sloth! Wait a minute... Dr. Sloth?!

  • By popular demand the Backyard Skater game is back!

  • You fools will be pleased to know that there is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was the You've Stolen My Heart Neogreeting. Only 676 of you guessed the correct answer, earning 2,959 NP each.

  • If you fancy a change, why not try Blue5309's Pirate Cave Of The Week - Pirates Dungeon? You want something even more challenging, try ruling the universe some time!

  • A baby creaks. A gate starts to cry. Somewhere in the distance a wolf tolls. Another game has been dragged screaming into the Game Graveyard. Music to my ears!

  • Kaeyosa and Parabola7907 have earnt themselves a Site Spotlight trophy for their website all about carrots and how Kaeyosa became a Faerie Neopet. Faeries, ulch. I feel sick just thinking about them.

17th November
  • Sorry, we have been struggling all day with horrible technical problems but the site is finally back! We apologise for all the problems, everything should be a lot more stable from now on though.
16th November
  • Somewhere in a secret hideout, Galem ordered some of the most influential thieves in Neopia to join him for a rather special Dinner...


    Please, take a seat...

    Can you work out what each person ate, what their secret is, what their 'speciality' is and what their favourite Neoboard avatar is? Clues are coming soon...

  • There are some new Poems for you to look at in the gallery.

  • The Garden Centre has some rather seasonal new plants with an Autumn theme on sale.


  • The first Site Spotlight of the week is shared by Sparky3522 and Cat_dog35 for their web page - Sparky's Spectacular Spot.

  • The Collectable Card Shop has a new card on sale featuring Kanrik from the Hannah and the Ice Caves plot.

  • This week's Minigolf Spotlight award has been given to Mariechantal11 for their level - Maze.

  • You can now be the proud owner of a Disco Draik and an Invisible Kiko!

  • We have a new Neopedia article featuring Ye Olde Petpets.

  • If you are a fan of Pink, you will be pleased to know that Onas, Mazzews, Cobralls, Pawkeets and Buzzers can be painted Pink at the Petpet Puddle.


  • Escape to Kreludor has been translated in all languages - yay!

  • Stocks that have gone bankrupt are no longer displayed in the Stock Ticker.

  • The Cloud and Fire Techos have been updated.

  • Some more polls have been added to the front page.

  • The Spooky Food Shop has some rather tasty looking ice cream filled Apple Lanterns for you to try.

15th November - Neopets is 5!
  • It has been five whole years since Neopets was first launched back in 1999. Thank you to everyone for supporting us and helping us become what we are today!

  • As an Extra Special Birthday Treat ... we have now ...

    • Let you send your score FIVE times per game instead of just three, for the entire next week! Next year between the 15th and 22nd this will happen automagically.

    • Increased the chance of a Paint Brush or Codestone appearing in a random event!

    • Increased the Brain Tree's reward by 25%!

    • Also, if you have the Birthday Side Bar (which is every November the 15th or on your Birthday), Random Events are much more common!

    • On the 15th of EVERY month, the chance of something good happening at Coltzan's Shrine is vastly increased.

    • A go on Treasure of the Black Pawkeet is free for the remainder of today, and it's only 100 NP a play for the rest of the month!

    • Made the maximum Neopoints you need to get Free Soup 3,000 instead of 2,000.


      Tasty!

    • On our birthday the Wheel of Excitement is free to spin, and the day after our birthday it only costs half as much!

    • Just today only, the number of tickets sold at the Concert Hall has been increased by a factor of five!

    • Now you can adopt FIVE Neop... *just kidding*

  • Today's Card of the Day is Icetravaganza. Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner (and 899 losers!)

  • Neopian Newsflash. Jacko of Jacko and Sons Painting Ltd. was taken away in handcuffs today after allegations that he was involved in insider trading. Shares plummeted from 726 NP to nothing in a matter of minutes. Just goes to show that the Stockmarket isn't such an easy gamble after all :)

  • The Bakery is selling slices of Neopets Birthday Cake and it is also being given out as a random event so you can share in the festivities.

  • Captain Threelegs will be giving FREE training to EVERY species all day today at his Swashbuckling Academy.

  • If you are planning a party you should be sure to have some of these tasty party snacks on hand. The Food Shop has bowls of Chokato Chips, Crudites, Cheesy Onion Sticks and Carnapepper Finger Sandwiches for you to enjoy.

  • As you may have noticed, the sidebar looks a little different today :) Every year on our birthday and your birthday the sidebar will change to this new festive version - yay!

  • It seems even inside the Thieves' Camp birthday celebrations are underway in the latest Caption Contest.

  • As well as the slices of birthday cake, the Bakery has just finished baking some deluxe individual sized cakes for you to enjoy.

  • There are some new Shopkeepers to choose from featuring Neopets who seem to be enjoying the birthday festivities!

  • If you are lucky, you may get hold of one of these special Birthday Goodie Bags. Each one contains a different balloon, party blower and hat!


  • We have a new Story Telling Competition for you to test your creative skills with...

    "The Happiness Faerie?" Rory asked, raising his eyebrow almost comically. He then looked at his sister, who shrugged. "Never heard of that faerie before..."

  • Don't let your webpage be left out, add some of these new Birthday Fun Images to it!

  • Today's Pet Spotlight award has been given to a Skunk JubJub called SpongeHead. Congratulations!

  • If you know someone whose birthday is coming up or you just want them to know that Neopets is five, why not send one of these new Birthday Neogreetings?

  • Lastly the Art Gallery has lots of Birthday themed pictures for you to look at.

 
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