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- NEW WOCKIES!!! - The Wocky is the latest pet to get a makeover :) More poses coming
- Come into my parlour said the Spyder to the Vernax... Yes, we have a great new game called
Web of Vernax where you play a hungry Spyder in search of
some tasty treats. Why not give it a try and see if you can get a high score!
- You've played the game, why not read the Neopedia too?
- The 134th issue of the Neopian Times is
now out. Yes, all your favourite comics, great articles, stories, and of course the weekly
- Gigantic WAR MACHINES are rampaging through
Meridell smashing everything in their path! Get to the War Room as quickly as you can to help
save the Meridellians.
- Just in case you didn't hear it before, there is great new Neopets stuff
at K-Mart, including 3D Stickers and Locker Mirrors! They are located in the Back to School
section. Here are some pictures!
- Ooh - what's that on the NeoCam???
- The latest addition to our yellow bar is this lovely
Web of Vernax button.
- The new Mystery Pic has just been launched! The answer
to the last one was 'Samantha the Wocky'.
- Some more Petpet Supplies have gone on sale including the *MUST HAVE* Wind Up Zytch!
- This week's Neohome Spotlight award goes to
Cupcake12357, owner of 229628 Market Square, Neopia Central.
- Get hold of a Royal Paint Brush and you could be the proud owner of one of these
very regal looking Aishas.
- Lukashen the Elephante should be very happy today, they just took home a shiny
Pet Spotlight trophy!
- We have a new Caption Contest with a
Meepit Juice Break theme. Think of something witty and you could be a winner :)
- Let the world know how much you like the Soup Faerie with this new Blog.
- We fixed some small errors with the Rainbow Gelert and Cloud Flotsam images.
- Alkenores, Spyders, Warfs and Babaas can now be painted Island at the
- The new Beauty Contest is about to begin, make
sure you cast your votes.
- PART 11 of our Battle for Meridell
plot has just been released. The invasion is going just as expected. King Skarl was just too late
to plan an effective defence... but Meridell may *just* have a hope..
.. and then the sky rained fire
- SITE UPDATE - Just to let you know, this week and next week we will be moving lots of
the games and accounts onto a new faster database server. If you see any games are temporarily
down (especially the non-flash games), don't worry - it should be all finished soon.
- The winner of this week's PPL is the Goldy, which incidentally,
has a great new look! Congrats to Squizzer, OrangeJuicyJuice, Zittle, fish fish and the rest of this
- We have updated the User Lookup so that you
can see actual pictures of your Neopets. We should have done this ages ago :) Sorry if we messed
up anybody's style sheets :)
- While we were making over the user lookups we also decided to add some icons. There was just too
much text over on the left... it looks a lot better now!
- This week's Better Than You features Advisor
Wessle... can you beat him?
- Play in our world. Get devoured by a gigantic red dragon in ours. Yes, we have another
NeoQuest II button for the yellow bar!
- Have you always wanted to give your Petpet a toy or basket of its own?
A new shop - Petpet Supplies
has just opened so now you can do just that (and you can see them in your Neohome too!).
(It will be added to the Bazaar map shortly)
- We are going to clear the High Score Tables tonight as one of the files is too big to move
between database servers and it's going to save a lot of time. Sorry about that. Look on the bright
side, you have an extra seven days to get a trophy this month!
- Yay! Now you can draw Woogy and Jimmi with ease. Hasees have been added to our
How To Draw section.
- Can you complete Acidash's Pirate Cave Of The Week?
- A funny thing happens to Chias when they eat an Asparagus Chia Pop...
- Cherlezime and Skyflyer2007 are going to be very happy today, their website Cheri's Orchard has just won a
Site Spotlight award.
- We have updated a lot of the Maraquan Refugee Petpets
that used to be in bowls for some reason. They look much happier now they are free to swim around :)
- This week's Neoadventure Spotlight has been won
by Fallawaywithme's adventure - Coveted Wings of Evil Flight.
Kaedelrin knew Ambettle would not turn back now, so he finally took
matters into his own hooves and agreed to do the hooded figure's
bidding. The being almost ... cackled ... and grinned menacingly in the
shadow of his cloak. "Very well."
- Four new Battle For Meridell stamps have just gone on sale in the
Post Office. If you can get hold of Hadrak, a Court Dancer, a Battle Uni and a Zafara Double Agent you
should be able to complete the collection.
- Is your Neopet always really untidy? That can change with one of these new
Meridell and Kass themed Toy Boxes :)
22nd March - Chomby Day
- As today's random theme is SNOT we thought we would start the
day with this cool little poem :)
Green and hot
I like it a lot
- Now this new Caption image is just plain gross... surely you can
think of something funny to say about it...
- The Shockwave games (slots, Skarl's Scramble etc...) were down for about 12 hours
earlier due to some unforseen problems. Sorry about that, they should be working now!
- Ozzy the Slorg is the proud winner of this week's Petpet Spotlight award.
- If it takes your fancy, you can now turn your Chia and Kiko into SNOT
- The new Mystery Pic has just been launched! The answer
to the last one was 'The Sapphire Pendant NT Article'.
- Yay! Every Neopet will be wanting to get hold of one of these new
- There is a new suitably SNOTTY Blog
for your shop.
- Mmm... Yummmy, SNOT foods!
- You will be the envy of the boards with the SNOT covered avatar!
- This week's Gallery Spotlight award goes to
Goku333174, creator of The Museum Of Really Yucky Disgusting Foods.
- Meuka has been added to the How To Draw
section. Now you can draw his SNOTTY likeness all over the place.
- If your Neopet is brave enough to wield these new SNOT covered
Battledome items, they are sure to gross out their opponents!
- As a break from all this slimy stuff, there are some new snot-free images in the
- Happy Chomby Day everybody! To start things off we have pages and pages of Chomby themed
pictures in the Art Gallery.
- Avid readers will be rushing to get their hands on one of these new Chomby themed books.
Get yours at the Book Shop now!
- Be sure to take your Chomby to visit Cap'n Threelegs
today, otherwise they will miss out on all the FREE training.
- Arrr! Shiver me timbers, its a Pirate Chomby!!!
- Oops, we forgot to mention these new Illusen themed weapons that
were released last week - Illusen's Gems, Illusen's Silver Shield and Illusen's Hip Blade.
- A new Caption Contest has begun. There was a little mix up with the
images for the last contest, but it is all fixed now.
- Ah, the Chomby Slime Ball, a formidable weapon indeed, it will coat your opponent in sticky slime from head to toe! On sale
in the Battle Magic shop now.
- Why not treat your Neopet with one of these delicious Chomby Day goodies?
- The new round of the Beauty Contest will begin shortly. Make sure you remember
to cast your votes.
- Today's Pet Spotlight goes to a rather pretty little
Chomby called Leilanianah.
- As well as the stunning Pirate look, you can also paint your Chomby Orange.
- This new Chomby themed Background is just the thing to brighten up your desktop :)
- We fixed a few pet images that were facing the wrong way or were slightly off including the
Striped Chomby, Rainbow Blumaroo and White Gelert.
Tribal Mystery Capsule
Maraquan Silver Markings
Playtime in Altador Once Upon a Time Turner