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4th and 5th May
  • NEW NEOPIAN TIMES - Mutants, Wheel of Excitement, Faeries and all the usual comics, short stories and more!

  • We fixed our bandwidth problem that we were having over the past few days, so the site should be MUCH faster as a result!
3rd May
  • Today is officially 'add lots to site because we haven't added much this week and have had technical problems' day! Woohoo!

  • NEOHOME GARDENS have arrived!!! Yes, if you have any Garden items in your inventory you will now get the option to 'Add to Garden', if you have a garden that is.

    You can arrange the items, save them, and even turn your grass purple!!!! To build a garden simply click a plot of land in your home, and then click the Build Garden button.

    Some of the garden items are still being uploaded, so if you see any broken images, don't worry they will be fixed soon!

  • These impressive looking Lupe Battledome Items have just gone on sale.

  • Look who just got released in the Toy Shop too! This Mutant Chia Plushie is very rare.


    *BURP*

  • Better Than You has been released. Its an in-joke this week, sorry we couldn't resist it! Normal service will resume soon.

  • Wow! More balloons have been added to the Toy Shop!

  • We have a new Mystery Pic today. The answer to Wednesday's picture was 'The Pop-Up Quiggle Description Page'.

  • Chia in range... 50m... 40m... *ACTIVATE EYE LASERS* ... *BZZZZZARRRRRPPP* Yes, now you can get a Robot Lupe!!!

  • Today's Pet Spotlight is shared by Chaleem, Torrikato, Yokuota and Aurora_001

  • The Air Faerie's Fan has been added to the Hidden Tower.

  • UPDATE - We have totally fixed that item problem now, so items are safe to use again, really sorry about that!
2nd May - Lupe Day!
  • WARNING - We have a problem with the objects on the site currently, some people have reported that they are losing items when taking them out of their safety deposit box, or unequipping pets. We suggest you try to keep moving items around to a minimum until we have fixed this problem!

  • There is a three page Lupe special in the Art Gallery!

  • Gross... this hideously ugly creature has been spotted roaming around Neopia. Something this awful can only be from Dr Sloth!

  • Lupes have three new Battledome moves - Lupe Growl, Lupe Shield and Lupe Shin-Kick.

  • As always the Bakery has whipped up some great looking Lupe Day goodies, including the ever so fattening Chocolate Chia Cupcakes!

  • There is a new Neopedia article about Shuggu, the rather irritable Shoyru from Omelette Defender.

  • The latest Caption Contest has just gone live, give it a shot and you could win 2000NP!

  • Don't forget to take your Lupe to the Swashbuckling Academy on Krawk Island. Cap'n Threelegs will be giving free training to any Lupe who visits him today.

    Ha ha! A Lupe that can fight, that's funny!

  • Any self-respecting Lupe will be dying to get their paws on these three extremely rare Lupe related books that have just come into the Book Shop!

  • Today's Site Spotlight goes to a starry Lupe called Skymisty and her owner Raichu900.

  • Two more Mutant Plushies have gone on sale in the Toy Shop - the Mutant Elephante and Mutant Techo!

1st May
  • As you know, tomorrow is Lupe Day so this is your last chance to send in your Lupe related pictures, poems and site spotlight entries.

  • The Food Shop has some new rather scrumptious looking delights on sale.

  • Today's Pet Spotlight goes to Xx_Hagrid_xX, a rather unique Christmas Lupe.

  • You will be pleased to know that Chocberry Pizza can now be eaten one slice at a time!

  • Ooh, some new Greetings have been added, why not send one to a friend or two?

  • UPDATE - Ok, everything is pretty much back to normal now. We are still missing a few servers so the site may be slightly slower than usual... we will attempt to get those back online during the course of the day. Thanks to everybody for being patient during this rather nasty upgrade!

  • The new Mystery Pic has just been launched!


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  • ANOTHER UPDATE - We are nearly there on the flash game update - so you will be able to post your scores soon. Just letting you know we haven't forgotten.

  • We have raised the Shop Wizard limit from 60 to 300. We just want to say that we are not doing this in order to punish anybody, or to make the site harder to play and earn Neopoints - we just want to stop those cheaters who request thousands and thousands of pageviews an hour and make the site slow. We hope that this change is enough!
30th April
  • Argh... we are still trying to fix everything! In the meantime, why don't you buy yourself one of these cute Neopet shaped balloons to cheer yourself up?

  • The winners of today's Poetry Contest have just been announced.

  • Sorry, we have to take Guilds down for a while so that we can attempt to fix a few problems.

  • Today's Site Spotlight belongs to JewelofFire the Red Korbat!

  • There are two new *SUPER RARE* Eyrie battledome items on sale!

  • The site is nearly fixed, we have the shops restocking now, and we are working on the annoying 'temporarily unavailable' page that keeps popping up. More news soon!

  • The broken images that were appearing sporadically are fixed now...
29th April
  • IMPORTANT - Just a quick note to say that we have some BIG nasty technical things to do tonight - ie. moving a lot of servers, and reconfiguring a lot of stuff, starting around 9pm, so the site may be down for a short period of time, sorry about that!

  • Give a warm welcome to Akuma_Murdoc, a Fire Grarrl that is anything but your stereotypical Grarrl.

  • The Toy Shop has two new Mutant plushies on sale - the Mutant Moehog and Mutant Kiko!

  • The new Caption Competition has been released, can you think of anything witty or funny to say about this picture?

  • The new Story Telling Contest has just been launched.

  • Oooh... There are some new pictures that have just been added to the Art Gallery, why not take a look?

  • Ok, ok, the shop wizard limit has been raised to 60 :) Thats one search every minute - that should be enough! We hope you had a fun weekend by the way!

  • Woohoo! Adam just hit 5,000,000,000 NP in frozen accounts! Cheaters beware! Donna only has 800 million NP so she has a way to go.
 
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