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19th and 20th January
  • Possibly the most incredible, amazing and fantastic thing in the known universe - the NEOPIAN TIMES has just been released. Read it today for all your favourite stories, comics and the truly bizarre editorial! Reading the Neopian Times makes you 46% more likely to win 1 million Neopoints at the shrine!


    The damage doesnt look as bad from out here...

  • Albert the Kacheek has unwittingly strolled into the Haunted Woods, and the Esophagor, who was feeling just a bit more peckish than usual has placed a hideous curse on him. Find out what we are talking about in our great new game MUTANT GRAVEYARD OF DOOM.


    Must.. find... food...

  • Unfortunately the Bank of Neopia has just cut interest rates by 1%. Why they did it we do not know.
18th January
  • We have a new Mystery Pic. The answer to Wednesday's picture was 'Kauvara's Potion Game'.

  • Better Than You is out! This week's adversary is none other than Senator Barca (who did not eat the Cheops Omelette). Can you beat her score at Meerca Chase?


    Try and beat my score... just try...

  • Some Tyrannian Furniture just got retired... so if you have any of those items, hang onto them, they may become valuable!
  • OMG! *SQUEAL* - Yes, three new items have appeared in USUKILAND!!!

  • Good morning! To start off today we have a strange, sinister signup routine for an up and coming game, only known at this point as 'TLW'. UPDATE - Thanks, the test went well, thanks for your help!
17th January
  • We have added some new Elephante pictures to our Fun Images collection :)

  • If you are very very lucky, you may find a Alien Aisha Sceptre at the Smugglers Cove!


    *BZZZZAP*

  • A strange new face has entered the Battledome, it seems there is still one valiant Koi warrior remaining. This once loyal defender of Maraqua, is now awaiting worthy opponents... dare you try?

  • The Battle and Defence magic shops have some new Zafara battledome items in stock!

  • A new Caption Contest has been launched.

  • Today's Site Spotlight has been awarded to Lunareve for their Midnight Wanderer site.
  • Take your Stego to the Petpet Puddle and you can paint it Blue, Purple, Red or White.

16th January - Elephante Day
  • The Art Gallery now displays any special events that are planned so you can send your themed picture in well in advance.
  • Some delicious but incredibly fattening sandwiches have gone on sale in the Food Shop!

  • Due to their thick skin, Elephantes now only take 80% damage from Physical attacks in the Battledome.
  • Today's Pet Spotlight goes to Eleder, one very lucky blue Elephante!
  • Now you can paint your Elephante Tyrannian!

  • We found a bug in Ice Cream Factory, so we fixed it and wiped the top of the high-score table to give those people lower down a fair chance at being first!

  • To start Elephante Day off with a bang Captain Threelegs has kindly offered to give all Elephantes free training at his Swashbuckling Academy for the rest of the day!

  • There are now 38 million Neopets in Neopia!

  • Elephantes now have three new special Battledome Moves - Elephante Wallop, Elephante Shield and Elephante Blast!
  • The Book Shop has some new Elephante related books in stock...

  • A new Mystery Pic competition has been launched, the answer to the last one was the Kyrii trapped in the lift in Neopet Version 2.
  • Visit the Battle or Defence Magic Shops and you may be lucky enough to pick up some great Elephante Battle equipment.

  • Lenny Conundrum Special Edition is coming soon, just so you know :) This one-off competition will be extremely hard, but have extremely good prizes!

  • The Art Gallery has just put up some new pictures including some Grarrl, Elephante and Zafara drawings.

  • Some of the older Petpets have been retired so they will be much harder to get hold of now.
15th January
  • The winners of the latest Poetry Contest have been announced.
  • Well the answer to last weeks Krawling Krawk Lenny Conundrum was 34 weeks, yes we hope you all remembered to convert between metres and inches :) You will be glad to know that this weeks one is not only being released on a Tuesday, but its incredibly hard! Click here to attempt the OMELETTE PUZZLE

  • Warning! - this rather suspicious looking Buzz Transmogrification potion has been spotted in Kauvara's Magic Shop. Do not give it to your Neopet whatever you do!

  • The Quinton the Quiggle has just discovered some remarkable new fruits including Lemints and Purpples! Look out for these new wonders on sale in his Health Food Shop!

  • If you haven't entered already be sure to get a ticket for the Great Chocolate Sweepstakes!
  • Good news for Mynci fans - the Mynci has just been added to our How to Draw guide!

  • We fixed the Halloween Costumes page so it displays all the halloween pets!
  • Today's Site Spotlight award goes to BeELiViaNa the Faerie Elephante for their rather cute webpage.
  • Awww.... The Toy Shop has some new adorable Tyrannian plushies in stock!

  • A couple of changes - firstly older Neomails that were stored in folders other than your Inbox are now safe, they will never get erased. Secondly, you can not have more than 100 Neomessages in your Inbox - if you do then nobody will be able to send you any Neomessages.
14th January
  • OOPS! - The 'Reset Page to Default' on the Pet Homepage area of the site wasn't working. We have now fixed the problem!

  • Be sure to stop by the Art Gallery today, some new pictures have been added.

  • There was a problem with the Tyrannian Paint Brush. If you have one and it doesnt work, put it in your Deposit Box, then take it out again and it should work!

  • We know Moehog day is a long way off, but the poor little guy is left out of everything so we have decided to do a Moehog special in the Art Gallery later on this week. Please send your Moehog related pics along with your username to pics@neopets.com.

  • We have a new game on the site today, brought to you by Tony's Pizza - yes, check out Tony's Pizza Puzzle!!!
  • There are now 24 million proud Neopet owners worldwide - Woo hoo!

  • In case you didn't know, Neopets has some real world jobs available here, if you are over 18 and live in the Los Angeles Area. No, we do not give free Neopoints to staff, they have to earn them on their own!

  • The new Caption Competition is now live!

  • The Book Shop has some new Lupe related books in stock including the best seller - Chocolate Chia Cookbook!

  • A new Story Telling Contest has begun.
  • Today's Pet Spotlight features Xiolang, Makatorei's faithful friend.
  • Take your Splyke to the Petpet Puddle and you can paint it red, black or blue!

  • The Neopian Battledome has been going strong for a year now (well a year on saturday - hurrah!)
 
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