The Game is Neohockey: Part One
"The principal--bless her evil
soul--has ordered me to set up a different NeoHockey team this year. The team
will be used as a punishment to misbehaving pets..."
Need a New Name?
Everybody's always stressing about why giving your pets a good name is so important. However, naming yourself--whoa, now THAT'S a different story. You should DEFINITELY work a lot on thinking up a good username. Well, for those of you who have trouble--never fear, this article is here to probably steer you in the wrong direction... more>>
Magnolia and the Caves
"Oh, yes! Why don't we try taking a shortcut? Our tower is straight
down this path, and then to the left and up and to the right. So wouldn't it
take less time to just cut through the jungle and wind up on the road again?"
I try to be an intellectual, sophisticated Gelert,
despite my "average" intelligence level. How can something as abstract and complex
as intelligence be measured by a small piece of text in a beige box on a pet’s