"Class, please mind your manners. This is Khoralle and she's new to this school! Please make her feel welcome and comfortable in this class. You all remember when you were new to school, didn't you?"

by one_two_three456

"Listen up, me mates. This be our plan..."

by incontanentia_rome

"What in the name of sporks possessed you to bring Vira into this house?!"

by ieva_kasku

I did it! her inner voice exclaimed. I finally bought the perfect gift!

by ladyariel32

“He looks shy, but I think he’ll be happy with Kit… and us. I just hope that EleanorAnne will treat him nicely.”

by haywire_kitty

This was getting old… everyday, Lyla, the Faerie Gelert, throws one of her tantrums… everyday, she gets greedier, asking for more expensive items and near impossible events.

by beapbop

"They were all selling at the unbuyable level, but I finally managed to find one selling for 99,999 NP. I took the first one that I saw."

by greenpickle2

"Alright, mate. Let the best petpet win."

by immortalmina

The truth was, there were only ninety issues of the classic version of the Neopian Times in the archives, but a total of one-hundred-twelve copies had been released.

by too_kule

“You’re not going anywhere until I tell you about this really ugly mutant I saw in the bathroom!”

by covergirl_tanemura

Making Your Mark

I was shoving stuff into my desk drawer when I found it. A Neopian Times Reporter badge sitting underneath my math book. I pulled it out, blew the dust off, and realized that I might as well make use of it. So, clipping it to my shirt, pulling out a notebook and pen, I waded through the piles of paper and headed for the best place to get a story: the chat boards... more>>

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Drake: Part One "Orphans are not permitted inside the castle, unless taken in by a servant, noble, or the king," I recited softly. by larin_ellotan

Friendship and Fudge: Part One “Dumas, he’s not coming...” said Squisito, staring at the brown Lenny through the courtesy of her mirror. “Close the blinds -- the heat’s getting in. The humidity is going to wreck my hair.” by smileyface12_5690

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