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NEOPIA CENTRAL - Hi, in case you don't know, which you probably don't, I'm
Emmaleighhde and I'm going to be telling, questioning and explaining, all things
to do with dung. Yeah, that's right, with dung! For example, I might question
the sanity who ever invented all of the dung items in Neopia, and that's lots!
This article, is hopefully going to target "eatable dung", Yes that's right
it actually exists in Neopia, I don't know about you but I think Neopia would
be a lot better off without eatable dung.
First of all I'm going to give you a little description of each eatable dung
item that exists in Neopia at the moment, that has a description I know about,
here goes nothing:
First on my list is chewing dung. There are lots of flavours and textures of
chewing gum, but is the world really ready for chewing dung, I didn't think
so. Come on people, who would actually want to chew dung all day? Think of the
taste, ewwww!!!
I looked up chewing dung, and this is what it came up with:
Name: Chewing Dung
Weight: 1 lbs
Rarity: 50
Cost (approx): 134 NP
The flavour just lasts and lasts with this large ball of chewing dung.
A few more points I'd like to bring up about chewing dung, this for one, look
at the price! I know it's not much at all, but still, who on the face of Neopia
would pay 134 NP's to buy a disgusting ball of supposedly chewable dung!
Okay enough about chewing dung, for the moment anyway, moving on to the second
item of "eatable dung".
The second item of "eatable dung" that sadly exists in Neopia is a dung slushy.
As with the chewing dung, I looked it up on Neopets. This is what it came up
with for this utterly disgusting item of, said to be food:
Name: Dung Slushie
Weight: 1 lbs
Rarity: 98
Cost (approx): 13,200 NP
It's actually quite tasty when you get the flies off it.
I mean, what kind of twisted and disgusting person would actually want a Dung
Slushy for their Neopets, It's not exactly most pets' idea as a treat.
And once again, even more so this time, look at the price it is! Can I just
ask you one question, on this topic anyway? Would you, if you had enough Neopoints,
would you buy a dung slushie and or, a large ball of chewing dung for your pets?
I thought so.
I was devastated to find out, there are more eatable dung items, this next
one is a Buzz dung cone. I looked it up, and here what came up:
Name: Buzz Dung Cone
Weight: 1 lbs
Rarity: 70
Cost (approx): 849 NP
How cute this ice cream has lots of little candy Bs in it... hang on did you
say DUNG cone?!!?
Yes. That's right, a DUNG cone of all things. What's the point in putting
cute little candy B's in the cone if the taste will be overtaken by that of,
DUNG!
I typed in that word again, DUNG, and waited for the results to load, and...
more eatable dung, here's what came up:
Name: Dung Cream Sandwich
Weight: 1 lbs
Rarity: 60
Cost (approx): 153
Well, I guess you have to do 'something' with all the dung!
I really don't know what to say about 'this' item of eatable dung, I really
don't apart from one thing, a plain, 'ewww'!
I only managed to find four description on dung items, although there 'are'
other eatable dung items in existence, here a quick list of them all, steer
clear of:
Chewing Dung, Dung Slushie, Dung Cheese, Buzz Dung Cone, Dung Cream Sandwich
Thank goodness, it's over! That's all the eatable dung items folks, to my
knowledge anyway. Phew.
Join me again here next week, same time same place. Next week I'll be targeting
The Popularity of "eatable dung" items in our fellow Neopian's shops, I might
even try to get an interview with a lucky "eatable dung" item owner, who knows?
I'm Emmaleighhde, signing off. Don't forget, never give anything brown and
smelly to your Neopet/s.
Authors Note: If you have any problems, any at all please feel free to Neomail
be about them, but keep in mind, this is my first Neopian article.
If you happen to own one of the Dung Items I've mentioned above and wouldn't
mind answering a few questions, please Neomail me about it as soon as you can.
Last but not least, thanks for reading my article, if you have any comments,
please do Neomail them to me, once again thank you for your time.
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