LENNY LIBRARY - Last week queen_of_faeries12 rote an artical called "Do
They Know How to Spell?" that implyed that peeps who use chatspeek can't
speel. Wut R U trying 2 say, queen_of_faeries12? That we R stoopid? i hav newz
for U, we R not stoopid or lazy or trying 2 look kewl. We R just being
I mean R we hurting ne1 riting like this? i dont think so. Just cause its hard
4 U 2 read duznt mean its rong. We have the rite to B Rselfs and rite neway
we like, rite? i dont think it means we R lazy or nething. I get C's in English
gramer like all my frends. And my frends never gripe about the way i rite.
Sum peeps were intervewed about the subjekt in queen_of_faeries12's artical,
but she sed they were alreddy biazed. They were members uv a gild called "NTAG"
wich sounds like it wud B all 4 chatspeek seeing hows its short 4 sumthing,
but insted insists on "proper" speeling 4 everything! So i condukted sum intervews
myself. i asked sum peeps in MY gild wut they thot about chatspeek and new-wave
R U 4 chatspeek or new-wave speeling?
sicboy417 : gimme a min. i need 2 figure out wut U just sed. R = are...
U = you... 4 = for... oh... ok. i'm 4 it. do i get my codestone now?
megpenguin : i dont C wut all the fuss iz about. im not lazy! it acually
takes me LONGER 2 rite this way. i hav 2 hunt 4 the number keys 'n shift 'n
everything. peeps who rite this way R just x-pressing themselfs. sure its harder
2 read 'n everything but it looks kewl on paper. or comp screen. or wuteva.
blondiegrl410 : hold on a sec. i'm trying 2 figger out wut penguin just
damufin : ok mayB its hard when yur used 2 typing stuff in IM 'n then
hafta 2g2 neomail or the chat bords or sumthing 'n rite "normal". B-sides if
all yur frends R riting the same way you look like a geek if you dont. that's
wut i think.
rockyranger : I beg your pardon, I'm afraid I didn't quite follow that
last thought of yours. Could you repeat it, please?
vegeta_rules82589 : ok who let the weirdo in this gild?
blondiegrl410 : k... i'm reddy now. i wanna just say that mr roboto
megpenguin : izzy eva!
There U hav it! Sum peeps think the way they rite iz kewl and dont care wut
other peeps think. i think it takes guts to B like totally different and do
wut all yur frends do wether sum peeps like it or not. Cause being different
and like yur frends iz wut its all about.
And I think queen_of_faeries12 missed a few things in her article, so here
iz my list of chatspeek wurds:
peeps People. Or baby chickens. Wuteva.
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing. Or iz it... Really Obnoxious Fan
iz verb of being denoting what exists now.
huh? See above.
IM Instant Message, Ignorant Men, Icky Manure, or nething OTHER than
I'm or I AM.
ASL Another Stoopid Letter. Or when some1 asks U yur age, sox and location
as if this is the most important stuff in the whole world to know about ne 1,
like, geez, it's not like they ask HIG as in Hobbies, Interests and Goals, i
mean come on guys, is this pathetic or wut? Y not ask shoe size while yur at
it? Y does every1 wanna no about my sox? Wuteva.
OMG Over My Graymatter. Or it could be Oh My Gosh, but I think the 1st
1's rite. Wuteva.
CYA Cease Your Annoyance. Or See Ya. Like ne1 can acually C ne1 in IM
or Neomail neway.
NM New Mexico. It's a state. Oh, never mind.
LMAO Little Minds Always Orate. I Laugh My Asterisk Off every time I
JK Just kidding. As in this entire article, if you haven't guessed already.
I mean, did you really think I had a SERIOUS rebuttal to queen_of_faeries12's
NOTE: If you had trouble reading this article, then there is definitely
hope for you. If you understood every word, then maybe you should try opening
a good book every once in a while instead of logging onto your computer and
hitting the chat boards. Neway that's my opinion. Wuteva.