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Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 19th day of Eating, Yr 26
The Neopian Times Week 68 > Articles > ZAAAAP!!!

ZAAAAP!!!

by lavenderamethyst

SECRET LABORATORY - "How much did you pay for it?"

"100,000 NP. Maybe I got ripped off a bit but it's OK, it was the quickest."

"Let's go!"

That was the basic conversation me and my blue Acara Umi_no_sapphire had as I shakily pieced the lab ray together. Like all the magical things in the world of Neopia, it just magically "changed" together.

After traveling across many mountains, we finally came upon a small cave in which the map marked with a big red 'X'. We entered the musty caves, and after steps that lead steeply down, until we came to an ugly yellow Scorchio who looked quite remarkably like a mad scientist.

"Um... maybe you shouldn't have bought this map..."

Well Umi stood on the podium, and then... ZAAAAP!

It was then that Umi's Battledoming days were forever changed.

At first, she was trained only on codestones, every day, but as her level went higher and higher, I realised that I was wasting a lot of NP, and when she reached an extreme, I would have to pay 16,000 NP per session. What could I do?

At last, it was then I was chatting with a friend.

(*Names are NOT their Neopets' names, changed to protect privacy)

Lavenderamethyst: What can I do? I can't afford training at this rate, along with weapons and faeries!!!

Styster17*: ^_^ Well there's always the lab ray.

Lavenderamethyst: I've heard of that, but let's see, Your Mynci turned into a female and also he decreased stats!!!

Styster17: It's worth it. Now her (HIS!!) stats are at ULTIMATE.

Lavenderamethyst: OK... maybe you HAVE convinced me, but...

Styster17: Plus they can be painted cool colours! ^_^

Lavenderamethyst: You've convinced me.

Styster17: lol

Lavenderamethyst: lol

That's when I found myself shelling out 100,000 NP at a privately owned shop to buy the Map. I wasn't that sure about this, even though I could afford it. I can afford it... but is this WORTH IT? I looked bitterly at the map when I traded the Neopoints with the owner of the shop. Quickly, before the Pant Devil could come,

Umi and I rushed to the Treasure Maps to piece it together and go.

I remember clearly when she turned into a Green Bruce. I was severely stunned for several minutes. I also remember quite clearly: Why did I buy this???

I was very annoyed, and so was Umi. She was exploring her Bruce body now, and we were both disappointed that day.

Suddenly, after a while.. things got better. She turned Electric, a rare and expensive colour to paint pets with. After that, she gained 5 Max HP at a time. Of course sometimes they dropped but at least it was overall good!

Umi and I both think that we will be morphing herself back into a Striped Acara but for until then... we will be zapping! Overall, it is definitely worth it!

You will probably have doubts when you buy this, especially... IS THIS WORTH IT?

I tell you... it is worth it and with the war coming up... yeah, it's more than definitely worth it. Buy it now before the prices raise!!!

There are pros and there are cons... *cough*changing gender*cough* but the pros definitely outweigh the cons!! To prove this theory true, I interviewed another Neopian.

lavenderamethyst: Hi TK Libra, what is your experience on the lab ray?

TK Libra*: I pick one of my pets, and it's always that one I use the lab on.

lavenderamethyst: Which one? Did you make it specifically for that purpose or did you go to the pound for a weak pet to try it on?

TK Libra: It's currently and aisha, and yes, I made it specifically for that purpose.

lavenderamethyst: Were you disappointed at first or did you think that it was great from the start?

TK Libra: I thought it was exciting from the start, but there were days I wished I hadn't even bought the map.

lavenderamethyst: Do you always feel a pang of excitement or do you think that it is ordinary like Tombola

TK Libra: Since the stakes are higher than Tombola, it's always exciting.

lavenderamethyst: Any species/colour changes that were worthwhile?

TK Libra: Well, for three day my pet was a fire aisha.

lavenderamethyst: Were you disappointed with the levels going down because that is a common factor

TK Libra: Yeah, that's pretty disappointing. But overall, her stats are going up.

lavenderamethyst: What about gender changes?

TK Libra: My pet has a feminine name, so I feel sorry for her when she's turned male. Luckily, that's only happened once.

lavenderamethyst: Did you change her back into an aisha or is she still zapping

TK Libra: She's still zapping.

lavenderamethyst: What would you rate the lab ray on a 1-10 basis?

TK Libra: I'd say 7 or 8. It can make your pet strong but it takes a very long time, and that's frustrating.

lavenderamethyst: Anything else?

TK Libra: Don't spend your money on the map pieces unless your prepared to stick with the lab ray. I quit a few times because I was disgusted with the results, but I felt bad about wasting all that money.

lavenderamethyst: Thank you for your time TK Libra.

TK Libra: You're welcome.

If that still isn't enough proof for you, as you know, I am often checking the Battledome chat boards and as soon as a new day in Neopia dawns, all the Battledomers are posting what the lab ray did! As you can see, quite a few people have used the lab ray!

If you have any questions or doubts, Neomail me.

Author's Note: Please don't flood my inbox. That has happened before and I missed several Neomails from my friends.

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