After the last encounter with the The
Acara Criminal, Lawhi34, the red Acara, had been scaring the teacher
so much, that she got transferred to another class. So I did the next best thing,
I decided to try and persuade my owner to buy me a Magical Red Acara Plushie.
"Please, please, please! I won't ask for anything else ever again! Come on!
Just this once! It's only 7,543 NP!" I, Draconnis2000, a rather attractive blue
Shoyru pleaded.
"NO! That's my final answer! You need to think
before you spend all your money! Really! Like I'm going to spend 7,000 NP on
something stupid and usele-Hey! Look! It says you can get a sponge bath for
9,000 Neopoints! Great deal! Wait here while I make an appointment!" replied
my owner, Petmaster616.
"But you still have eight packages of Bebe Deedee's
Instant Bubble Bath!" I yelled out. I don't think he heard me. Then, I sighed
and went home.
The next day at school, I was sitting at my desk
frowning. Now how am I going to scare Ms. Meercah out of her wits? Then,
my best friend shaty_20301 ("Shaty" for short), a yellow Shoyru, came in and
sat down at a desk next to me. He was eating a chocolate donut cheerfully. "I
got sent to the principal's office yesterday," he said. Unusually, he actually
liked to get sent to the principal's office. Suddenly, our teacher, Ms.
Meerca (a yellow Meerca with a huge wart) ran into the room. She didn't look
like she got much sleep. Then, with an evil grin on his face, Shaty pulled out
a Red Acara Plushie out of his backpack. He threw it at the pimply Meerca.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Ms. Meercah. She jumped
into our classroom sink, and fell into the pipe. Everyone cheered. Then a Brown
Shoyru came in the class. He had a bushy orange moustache and what was obviously
a wig. He was wearing an extremely ugly tie.
"'Ello. Me nahm is Prrrrrrroferssor Shoyra.
I um yoor noo teacha!" he said (Everyone groaned) "NOW YOU! THE YELLOW SHOYRU
IN THE FRONT! COUNT TO 7,200 BY EIGHTS!" screamed "Professor" Shoyra pointing
at Shaty.
"Uh, right, 8, 16, um, 87, button, worm, 67,
umbrella, ugly tie, uglier tie, ugliest tie…" counted Shaty all the way up to
"Vegan Cheese".
"Congradyoolashuns'! Mista'!" said Professa'
I mean Professor Shoyra happily. "You get an F!"
"Yes! Hooray! I'm FANTASTIC! Oh-yeah!" said
Shaty dancing on the ceiling.
"You dolt! F stands for, uh, fantastic I guess.
Then I change it to B+ which stands for Bad+!" said the teacher satisfied.
"Aw man!" groaned Shaty concealing a grin on
his face. I looked at the teacher in disbelief. Then, he droned on about George
Washingmachine. I looked up at the clock, 1:06. I took out a remote control
out of my backpack. In the morning, I planted a Haywire Device on the clock.
Once I press the button on this remote, it goes haywire and automatically turns
to 3:00 (the time school ends). I pressed the button. BOOM!!! A loud explosion
came from the teacher's desk. It went up in flames.
"Ha! Ya should've noon zat no un can trrrick
Prrrrrofessor Shoyra! I noo aboot ze 'Aywire 'Ivice ze 'ole time! Oll rrrrrrrright!
GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" screamed Professor Shoyra.
I got up from my seat and walked slowly to the
principal's office (which was right across the hall). I was actually quite eager
to meet the Principal (seeing as how Shaty was always glad to meet him) I opened
the door steadily and gasped at what I saw. I didn't think the Principal's office
was like this! It was even worse than I expected! I thought it was going to
be like dungeon, but it's even scarier! It was horrible! It was terrifying!
It was-
A pink room filled with dolls and hearts and
a hair dryer! I went up, and sat down at a chair. The principal's wheelie chair
was facing the wall. It turned and faced me. I saw the face of a very young
pink Poogle with lipstick and a very pretty dress. "Hello! You must be Jojo!
How Pleasant to see you!" she said in a very soft and slow voice.
"My name's not Jojo."
"Elmo?"
"Nope."
"Fred."
"Guess again."
"Mojo Jojo?"
"My owner hates the Powerpuff Girls."
"It's AJ!"
"It's Draconnis."
"Okay, Draconnis, let's decide what your punishment
should BE!" her voice suddenly became rough and the room was suddenly filled
with chains, and saws, gray wall paper, and Mr. Quacky Quack, my old rubber
ducky (not that's what I expected)! I remember how Shaty always said that he
shocked the Principal with the Improved Lightning Beam. I had one of those so
I shocked her with it. Yes! It was, it was, IT WAS-not working. I decided now
would be a good time to test out the Invisibility ability. In a second, I turned
invisible.
"HA! That trick won't work on me! I can smell
you!" Oh, Why did I put on so much deodorant today? I quickly sped to
the door. I wish petmaster616 trained me in speed more. Almost there! The Principal
reached the door before I did. She was shutting it. Yes! I made it, but just
barely. I looked at the door. On it was a label that said: The Janitor. At the
moment, I didn't feel like going to the Principal's office. I walked back into
the classroom (still invisible). I decided hide under Shaty's desk. He was sitting
in the back now. I couldn't risk the teacher smelling me. *sniff* *sniff* I
smelled rotten cheese somewhere. I don't think Shaty would be stupid enough
to put rotten cheese under his desk (or maybe he would). He does after
all have above average intelligence. I waited another hour and 286.2 seconds.
Finally the bell rang. I covered my ears. Bring. Not as loud as it usually was.
Oh well, at least I don't have to cover my ears anymo-BBBRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!
"Ah! I think my eardrums cracked!" I said to myself. I walked to the door dizzily,
but, since I was invisible, no one saw me, and I was trampled by twenty Neopets
rushing out of the door.
"HA! That serves you right Dracon!" said Professor
Shoyra. He knew I was here the whole time? I hate this teacher even more
than Ms. Meercah-okay, maybe not. But, before I turn visible again, I thought
it was time to pay the Acara Criminal one more visit.
I went up to the Neopian Jail (still invisible)
and shouted at my loudest, "YO! ACARA DOODOO BRAIN! YEAH I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I MAY BE A BROWN SHOYRU WITH A SUPER UGLY TIE!
BUT I'M NOWHERE NEAR AS UGLY AS YOU, YA FILTHY SLIMEBALL! NOW I'LL JUST FLY
BACK TO THE NEOPIAN SCHOOL TO GET AWAY FROM YOU! I CAN'T BEAR YOUR HORRID ODOUR
ANY LONGER! WORD OF ADVICE! JUMP INTO THE LAKE! THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER
PLACE!"
I rushed back to the school. Really, I wanted
to see what would happen to Professor Doo-doo Brain. I went in the classroom
and sat at a desk. In a flash, the Acara Criminal jumped into the classroom,
and ran after Professor Shoyra. After a minute of chasing, Professor Shoyra
finally spoke up. "Wait, aren't you after Meercas with huge warts below their
noses?" he asked confused. The AcaraCriminal frowned. He flicked on the Television,
and turned to channel 4. SuperShoyruGuyMan was on! He had just defeated the
FLOWER!"
"Oopsies, wrong channel," said the Acara, blushing
a little. He flicked the remote to channel 3½ . It was Neopian News Channel
3 ½ at 3:30.
A Blumaroo News reporter was saying, "-and that's
why Jimmy the baby Aisha wet his diapers over and over for 40 days and 40 nights.
Well that wraps up the news for tod-Wait, there's more news? Okay, um-Oh No!
I have just received news that the Acara Criminal has escaped from jail once
again! He is after brown Shoyrus currently at the Neopian School wearing an
ugly tie. So like always, if you are a Shoyru at the Neopian School, and are
wearing an ugly tie, well, you'd better have your will ready. Well, have a nice
day!"
"Hey! My tie isn't ugly! It cost me two whole
Neopoints at the Flea Market!" said Professor Shoyra. The Acara Criminal took
out a K-Bomb (I know, K-Bombs only work for Kikos, but we aren't in the Battledome
now, so that rule doesn't apply) and prepared to throw it at the Professor.
As expected, Professor Shoyra went running around screaming and tripping over
his tie. His moustache exploded because of the K-Bomb. His wig fell off into
the air and landed on me, same with the tie (they turned invisible as soon as
they touched me). I decided to put them on (Professor Shoyra got away). I went
outside to tell Shaty what happened. First I had to turn visible.
"Ugh," I tried and tried to turn visible again
but couldn't. I stayed invisible too long! I flew to the park. "SHATY! SHATY!"
I yelled. I ran over to the dirt pile where he was standing. "Shaty *pant*!
I stayed invisible too long! I can't turn visible again! Quick! Do you know
where there's like paint or something?"
"Uh, yeah. I have some paint," He threw the
brown paint all over me. Yes! I was visible! Oh goodness joys! I can be seen!
Suddenly, something occurred to me.
"Shaty, what were you doing with the brown paint?"
I asked curiously.
"I was painting the dirt," he replied.
"Painting the dirt?" I raised an eyebrow.
"They looked kind of dark umber to me,"
"You're delusional," I replied.
"HA! I've got you! You can't hide from The Acara
Criminal!" yelled the Acara Criminal. I looked behind me, then back at myself.
I had the tie on. I had the wig on (they were glued to my head because of the
dried paint). I was brown.
"Wait, It's not what you expect!" I said! Well,
I couldn't battle him because I used up all my energy on invisibility, so the
next smartest move to do was--
"RUN AWAY!" cried Professor Shoyra three blocks
away.
I ran as quickly as I could. "Ha! You'll never
get away!" screamed that furious beast. Today was not my day! I thought.
I ran to the beach and tried to hide there. I
jumped for the water, and crashed into Shaty. "Hey! How'd you get here so fast?"
I asked.
"Duh, everyone takes the shortcut here, just
jump that fence and go through Old Man Arrrrrrnold's yard," he said. "Imagine
someone taking the other way! You know, the long way! Ha ha ha, isn't the funny?"
he laughed. "Uh yeah, real funny," I laughed feebly. "Hey do you know a shortcut
to the status page of the Battledome?" I asked.
"Fly away home! (which is two blocks away)!"
Duh, my house was right next to the Haunted Woods!
"I FOUND YOU!" screamed a familiar voice behind
me. The Acara Criminal was pointing a hawk wand at me. Immediately, I flew to
the Haunted Woods. I spotted the Arena right ahead.
"Feeeeed Meeeeee," groaned the Esophagor.
"Can't you think of anything else besides FOOD!"
I replied.
"Yeah, well what about you chubby!" it said.
Without replying, I sped to the Arena and into
the Status Area. Yes! I was blue, and had all my HP, and I was VISIBLE! I walked
up to the red Acara. "You know, I always wanted to do this…" I said to him.
I quickly baked a coconut cream pie, and threw it right into the Acara Criminal's
face (he was allergic to coconut).
"AHHH!" he screamed. "I'm *wheeze* gonna *choke*
die!" he gasped as he ran into the Neopian Jail.
Proudly, I announced, "Another job well done,
thanks to--"
"FATSO!" finished the Esophagor.
The End | 
