"Wake up!" rayneboery shouted to me. "The timer just went
I stood up, and walked towards
the oven, my little Ixi hooves clomping on the wooden floor. "We MIGHT need
some hand pads for taking this out,"
"Yeah, really," rayneboery
said. "Could you hand me one, Taitl?" I opened a nearby cupboard, and took
out a handpad. It got kind of dirty, from my filthy Ixi hooves. I threw
it to rayneboery, and she caught it perfectly.
"One, two, three!" Saokiey
cried, as he and rayneboery lifted the sheet out of the oven.
WaffleDucky started to cry.
"I don't wike hot things!"
"It's okay!" I said to her,
pulling her back.
rayneboery, and Saokiey set
the sheet on the counter. "It looks kind of like a... big brown and white
blob," rayneboery stated.
"Oh well!" I shouted. "Let's
dig in!" I grabbed a knife, and cut the pizza into even pieces. "Here we
go," I said. "We get... thirty.. pieces... each."
"Wow, is that really how big
the pizza was?" rayneboery asked, looking over my shoulder.
"Guess so!" Saokiey said.
I grabbed a piece of pizza,
and I was about to take a bite of sugary peanut buttery goodness, but the
pizza started to wiggle. "HUH?" The pizza developed a face, and arms, plus
"What the--" Saokiey scratched
"Prepare to meet you're doom!"
the Peanut Butter Pizza shouted.
"What are you talking about,
crazy pizza?" rayneboery asked.
"We will attack you! All of
us! All 120 of us! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the Pizza coughed. "HAHAHAHAHAH! Ahem.
ATTACK, PEANUT BUTTER PIZZAS!" A whole load of pizzas sprung up from the
oven sheet, and they were laughing like crazy pizzas.
"Heh. Heh. Heh, heh, heh."
All of the pizzas did that, as they inched closer to us. Thirty pizzas were
coming towards me, thirty pizzas towards Saokiey, thirty pizzas towards
rayneboery, and thirty pizzas towards Waffle marched one by one.
I grabbed a nearby spatula.
"Hieee-yaaaah!" I shouted, smashing one of the pizzas to the counter. But
it did no good. The pizza just bounced back up, like the spatula didn't
to anything to it. "rayneboery!" I shouted to her. "You used too much flour!"
rayneboery grabbed a fork,
and started cutting the pizzas so smithereens. But it did no good. The pizza
just developed into seven more tiny pieces of pizza, but the grew to a normal
size in a matter of seconds. "What are we gonna do?" rayneboery exclaimed.
"Follow me!" I retorted, to
my siblings, grabbing the spatula before I left. I ran down the hallway,
the pizzas flopping behind us. I ran down the stairs, that lead to the bonus
room, getting ready to slam the door shut. Saokiey, rayneboery, and Waffle
came bursting in, and I shut the door just before one of the pizzas came
running in. I slammed the door, and I heard a SPLAT, right as I did
it. It must of squished one of the pizzas.
"Listen up," I said, pacing
back and forth. "We have to destroy these pizzas, or else we'll be doomed.
We also have to clean up our mess before squieshie gets home. We have to
get our petpets to help us. Get have to collect equipment, such as plastic
swords, wooden shields, and other objects. Trying to eat the pizzas will
do no good." I looked up at my siblings. "Understand? Good. Now let's get
ready to rumble."
Saokiey ran towards his room,
as Waffle, rayneboery and I did. I opened my door, and called for my Flightning
Bug. "Comedian-Buggy? Buggy? Where are you?" Comedian-Buggy flew out from
under my bed, and landed on my shoulder. "C'mon. You have to help us. Let's
get some equipment! Fast!" I ran towards my toy box, and threw things all
over the place. At last it had found it. My army helmet, which was painted
like a tomato. I put it on, and grabbed my spatula, which I had placed on
flew out of my room, into the Bonus room, and landed on a box that said
'Junk' on it.
I ran towards Buggy. "Of course!"
I dug through the lot of junk, until I found a circular piece of wood. I
then taped on a string. "We're ready to go. But first, we have to wait for
First Saokiey came out with
his Slorg, Skigegitier. "We're ready to go," Saokiey said. He was equipped
with a shield, and a pretend sword.
Next, Waffle-Ducky came out.
"I ish weady!" she stated. Her Scado, Skippy moved slowly in front of her.
A few seconds later, rayneboery
came bursting out of her room. She had her Battledome shield, and her improved
lightning beam. Her Angelpuss, Boe was floating beside her. "All set,"
"Tight. Let's go kick some
major Peanut Butter Pizza butt," I said, flatly. I opened the door that
lead upstairs, hard, and some peanut butter pizzas that were clinging on
to the door went flying all over the place. I splattered one of the pizzas
with my rusty spatula, but it did no good, like the first time. The pizza
just bounced back up, and jumped towards my face. I dodged it, and it splattered
against the door, and got back up, again.
I picked one of the pizzas
up, to examine it, while my siblings were fighting them off. The pizza squirmed
about in my clutch. "Hey! Lemme down, you fool!"
I dropped the pizza, instantly.
"Get away! Back off!" I yelled at him.
"Hey, thanks a LOT! The pizza
shouted at me, shaking his fist. "You gave me a major wedgie! Hey... What?
It won't come out! You gave me a PERMANENT WEDGIE!" The pizza tried pulling
his wedgie out. "Hey, guys!" He shouted, pointing to me. "Get that one!"
I ran towards the kitchen,
and looked through the refrigerator, frantically. I grabbed a bottle of
whipped cream, and a can of cheese, the kinds that you squirt out, and squirted
the cheese at all of the pizzas who were trying to attack me. I sprayed
all of the pizzas, all 127 of them, by the time rayneboery, Saokiey, and
Waffle-Ducky came to help me. I then squirted out the whole lot of whipped
cream on them, and launched a couple more squirts of the cheese. All of
the pizzas were running around, trying to wipe the thick cheese out of their
eyes. Some of the pizzas crashed together, into a big blob, of cheese, and
white-ish peanut butter. Soon, all of the pizzas were crunched into a big
blob, and they formed a gigantic piece of pizza.
"Great job, Taitl!"
Saokiey exclaimed, in a high, sarcastic voice. "Now you're gonna get us
"Wait," I said, running towards
the sink. "I have an idea." I turned on the sink, and pulled out the water-squirter
that shoots water. I aimed it at the gigantic pizza that was pacing towards
me, and shot a blast of water at him.
The pizza started to melt into a big, soggy blob. "This isn't the last of
me, little blue Ixi!" The melting Peanut Butter and cheesy whipped cream
pizza pointed at me. I squirted his hand once again, and it, too, started
When squieshie returned home,
the big peanut butter pizza mess was cleaned up. "Taitl," squieshie started.
"Why does your fur have... cheese, peanut butter, and... whipped cream
"Oh, we just decided to cook
a little pizza," I replied, with a cheesy grin pasted on my face.
"Did you save ME any?" squieshie
asked, licking her lips."
"Nope. It all got washed away.
I-In our stomachs, that is!"
"Okay. That's all right. I
don't mind. I'm sure you enjoyed it. Hey, I bought you all candy! YAY!"
Saokiey, rayneboery, Waffle-Ducky,
and I ran up to her, and reached into her bag. "Thank you!" We screamed.
We snatched our candy, and went off and ate it like pigs.