Strange Cranky Wocky Seen Flying Around Haunted Woods Sky
HAUNTED WOODS - It was upon a piece of sticky Jelly stuff flying through my
walls and hitting the newspaper squarely that I decided to take it upon Myself
to find out why this was happening in the Woods and write this article. Pulling
on my coat and taking my camera with me, I charged out of our house onto the
relatively deserted Evil Street… obviously people were scared away by the ghosts
that were all over the Haunted Woods, I thought, as it couldn't have anything
to do with the name of the street. I stopped outside, just as quickly as I left
the house, only to receive a sharp thud on my back. It was LordDraik, who is
the only early riser of all my pets. He looked up at me, cocking his head in
the cute way that Draiks do, rubbing his muzzle and picked himself up, flying
to perch on my shoulder.
Looking about I decided perhaps it would be best to follow the trail of green
jelly, and racing off down Evil Street I went, with LD's ears flapping behind
us. A Dark cloud loomed above us, lightning trailed out from below it, lighting
the sky. Although this is not a rare occurrence in the Haunted Woods, the blue,
chubby form of Hubrid Nox was. Pulling out the camera, I set up to take shots
of what was going on to send to the Times, focusing on Hubrid and a very sorrowful
looking Ghost Chia. I saw in the zoom, Hubrid's stubby little arms attempting
to curl his moustache as he let out a low evil laugh that you wouldn't think
a Chia capable of, and floating out of the way, his lightning struck the ghost
Chia that grew in side, glaring down at us. Deciding it may not be a good idea
to take photo's of this Chia, I hastily began to retreat, before a big flash
of Green light trailed from above us, hitting the ghost Chia and drilling right
The glow faded, and there hovered a dark furred creature, that looked much
like a Wocky. I stood and raised my camera again, taking shots as it flew at
the Ghost, releasing a barrage of energy from its hands, breaking the large
ghost down to the size it once was. Then, drawing some odd glowing axe, the
Wocky slashed down, cleaving the ghost and sending it back to the land of the
dead. I nudged LD, telling him to go get its attention, thinking that the fighter
would prefer to talk to a Neopet, rather than me. I started rummaging through
My small rucksack, looking for my notepad when I heard a loud THWAK, and looked
up just in time to see LD come crashing into me, sending us both to the floor.
"What was that LD?" I asked, looking at my dear Draik.
"Um, I think it thought I was a ghost… I don't know, but it sure packs a punch"
the Draik replied "Well, go back up there, get him to come down, I want to ask
him a few questions," I told LD as I watched him shake his head. Sighing, I
thought for a moment "Ill get you a big coco whip slushie if you go get him
for me." Knowing that LD can't resist slushies. Rest assured it worked, his
eyes lit up and he shot up there again, avoiding another psychotic swing from
the Wocky, yelling peace talks to him, and finally luring him down to the ground
where I could speak to him. (What follows is what I wrote while speaking to
the Wocky now revealed to be MAGAX)
MAGAX (mag): What is it? Hurry up, I have ghosts to kill, trees to
slaughter and Chias to torment.
Usaraud_Lugiat (UL): I'm sorry to draw you away from your… um… fun?
I just wanted to ask a few questions.
Mag: Questions? I don't do questions… *he turns to leave*
UL: Would you do it for a coco whirl slushie? (Who can resist slushies??)
Mag: Um, well… if you put it that way, I can answer one or two little
UL: Okay, firstly… you're a Wocky?!?
Mag: Yeah… Like the goatee? I did it myself; all that neck fur makes
us look cute huh? Not a great image for MAGAX: Destroyer! (If you listen very
carefully, you can probably hear the dramatic drum roll as he says that)
UL: MAGAX? That's your name, right?
Mag: No! It's MAGAX: Destroyer! You have to say Destroyer! It attracts
UL: Oooookay then. Moving on. Why are you trying to get Hubrid Nox?
Mag: He is evil? Sending ghosts around? Oh, I don't know…. It might
have something to do with him ruining my goatee when we were younger.
UL: He is a terrible warlock, and your excuse for hunting him is because
he messed with your face hair?
Mag: What? You think only Usuls care about their looks? He is one mean
Chia, he is chubby and ugly, and so he wants everyone else to be too! Ever wondered
why those Aisha ghosts look like balloons?
UL: I see your point. So, How did you get the powers you…
And as I said that, he turned around and shot into the air…. Chasing after
Hubrid's cloud. So, Why has MAGAX swo… sorry, MAGAX:
Destroyer… sworn to stop Hubrid Nox? Because He cares too much for his
goatee... that's why. As for where he came from, or how he has those powers…
Well I guess Ill have to ask that the next time I catch him. But for Now, at
least all of Haunted Woods may sleep soundly, knowing that a cranky Wocky is
watching over them.