TMTEYN 5: Terror Mountain, Using Terror as a JOKE!
TERROR MOUNTAIN - Hello, I am johnnebot. You may remember me from such articles
like TMTEYN series and other stories, and I am TRULY sorry that I didn't make
my article in time last week. Let me get an update... I am here to write, "Terror
Mountain, Using Terror as a JOKE!" The reason is I don't even think "Terror"
is the right word... maybe "Happy," or "Money." Anyway, I will do the same for
the other series... marking these like the Report Cards of DOOM (I really hope
people get good marks this term : ] )
Stage 1: Kiosk (of the Scratchcard Maniac)
Read my "The
Mistakes that Eat your Neopoints" and you get the point. THE ONLY MISTAKES
are my typo from 750 NP per Scratchcard to 600 NP, and Scratchcards are actually
worth buying! I've become Above Average after I was sitting around... after
doing such a hard test in school... and pressed THE BUTTON! I got an Icetravaganza
Scratchcard and sold it for 99,000 NP! Wicked! Now, let's leave this, shall
we? Percentage: 95%
Stage 2: Snowager
Ah, this is one of my worst nightmares... yet it does help a lot. Just sit
down, wait hours until it is sleeping time, and voila, click THE BUTTON and
try to get something... or get your pets transformed into cereal (part of your
balanced breakfast). My point is, this does help very nicely, but risk your
pets to try to get one, or become cereal (part of your balanced pets). Percentage:
Stage 3: Garage Sale (in this weather?!?)
Average Neopians (10,000 NP to 99,999 NP, and please remember, :] ), if you
have no homework or are just too lazy to do anything, use your boredom/laziness
and click your BUTTON (OK, more specifically, the REFRESH) for hours and see
if you hit the Faerie Jackpot. If you get to buy one of the very very cheap
Faeries, sell it IMMEDIATELY on the cheapest Shop Wizard price. It will help
you get a few thousands or even become Above Average Neopians!! Percentage:
40% if you have HOMEWORK MANIA or 90% if you have lots o' time.
Stage 4: Official Shops
This is one of the hardest stages to mark... as some items are cheaper than
the Shop Wizard. I THINK some Slushies are cheaper in the Official Shops...
The Neggery absolutely gives fairly good prices for some neggs... Snow Food,
I am not sure at all... So I guess it really depends on the shops! Percentage:
Hard to tell, but I guess 60%
Stage 5: Flash Games, Snow Wars
Ahm... I really don't visit these much, as Snow Wars give Snowballs only (which
were worth 1,000 NP years ago), Snow Dogs gives a fairly good amount of NP.
Ice Caves is so hard to play, and Grundo Snow Throw... I really get mad when
I lose. Oh well, I guess it should be given good marks... Percentage: 70%
Stage 6: Snow Quests
Ah, I did some Snow Quests, but I was surely ripped off badly by her trusting
smile (so nice of you to bribe me with that smile : [ ). Anyway, I guess I don't
know. First of all, my friend said he had gotten good things off of her, while
I say I had gotten pure bad things off her... I guess it's your risk. Average
Neopians... Percentage: 50% - 100%
You may be wondering why I didn't put Cliffhanger; I guess it may make the
article too long. Oh well, I will give it 100% for all you thinkers. This concludes
the article about Terror Mountain. Next week, meet me up with Krawk Island,
Krawky Fantasy. Remember Average Neopians, spend wisely, don't lose the NP.
Bye bye! Also, special thanks to my guild, kaladgolg for some advice, and stupid1232000
for some "compliments" for me at school. Also, thanks to some of the members
of my guild for more advice and stuff. Farewell!!!